 
@WolfJay 
"I will make you be my friend!!!!!!"
@trinsec 
People are tiring. At that point I'm to emotionally exhausted to bother.
@WolfJay 
Too shy to talk to you, so the horror texts you like it's an episode of "Komi can't communicate"
@merchantHelios 
Seems likely based off news reports of "a Florida man..." and memes
@icedquinn @PawelK 
Don't play WoW?
@PawelK @icedquinn 
That is statistically biased against the 51%
@sesily 
"Cock a doodle Doo!"
Translates to
"Why am I alive!!!"
@SuperDicq @ame 
She's listening to other people, just not her music...
Unless her music is on full blast so she can hear it and other people at the same time...
>> Successfully restore someone's dilapidated hand-made wooden box with ornate carvings.
>> Top it off with new coat of varnish, wd40 the rusted lock. Present it back in a cardboard box with tissue paper.
<< Go fuck yourself.
>> Sorry? You said you wanted it fixed.
<< Yeah, but now I have to look at it and feel guilty.
>> I guess I'll go...
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<<<<(2) omg that looks amazing!!
<<(1) yeah, I'm so happy it turned out so well!
<<<< Did you do it yourself?
<< I had to, it really meant a lot to my grandpa
<<<< Why won't lucifargundam do anything for you?
<< I don't know, just always depressed for no reason.
>> ....
>>(Internally) fucking seriously?
@mathman 
Sounds like Canadian propaganda :P
@TheGuyFromChile @dave
 To be fair, there will always be non-believers in anything. That's just basic human stupidity.
@mathman 
Ah so you mean in urban regions. Yeah that kinda goes without saying though. Other potential cyberpunk metros would be like Austin, Boston (?) and NYC... pretty defacto though.
@dave 
Couldn't we at this stage of technology, just use the cloth to make make a model of what he looked like? Why is this still a subject of concern unless someone is trying to rewrite history?
@mathman 
Silicon Valley is 4-6 hours north of LA. 12-14 hours in the worst of traffic.
@hj 
>> Proceeds to overclock android girl in order to make s'mores inside special compartments.
"You may have a hard shell, but you're really soft and sweet on the inside."
@mathman 
So what you're saying is that to be in California is to be Cyberpunk?
@kzimmermann 
>> Tech support, how many I help you?
<< I can't escape vim, help!
>> Have you tried installing emacs?
<< Oh that worked, thanks! Bye!
>> Adieu madame
Ask me about my keyboard