LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@qoto.org

@CCRuns@mstdn.party
One finger cleans, the other smears.

@skells
Within or without?

@slash @shibao
Woof

@shibao
I thought you were a sub? Dominant tall athletics are going to be disappointed.

@Kyrylys @Shine_McShine
I've never bricked a pi, but I've bricked a pine device

@Tika
Do you at least have a backup of your system?

@Tika
Stop typing and start VR

@ringo @icedquinn
Not for those who order impossible meat

@Tika
How was it so hard? What happened?

@izaya @gudenau
Can confirm this to be true.

@shibao
Quick, while she's asleep- break all the rules,!!

@kiplet
Plums for the sugarplum fairy!!

@slash
Tell me more

@CPlusPatch @astrid
Yo mama thought C++ was a cup size

Yo mama thought Ruby was a color of gel pen

Yo mama keeps mistaking you saying "fork" for "fuck"

Yo mama is on Facebook AND Myspace

@GNUxeava
I value my autographed copy of @niconiconi 's autobiography

@niconiconi
This hits home...