LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@qoto.org

@shibao
Farming your waifus?

@derickflorian
Ok the flipside, if you did get pregnant- you'd probably get a lot of money to be researched on how a natural -born male got pregnant and what happens if the tries to give birth through the urethra of his soon to be destroyed dick.

I mean, the results of the latter would be obvious- but would provide a lot of data for future scientific reference.

@GNUxeava
Die for your god

@ktdoggett
I can work from home and order delivery. Exercise with home gym and socialize via internet.

@net @deprecated_ii
Cons usually cost $$$ to get in. I need job to get $$$ for the cons. This has created a cyclical effect.

@Slippythe8leggedhorse

I need to reconnect with Aleister Crowley's reincarnation...

@net @deprecated_ii
I don't know anyone IRL, unfortunately. I should hang out at dive bars and taverns more often and network with others.

People still do that, right?

@net

imagine marrying them when you're 16, having 3 kids at 18 and dieing at the antiquated age of 30.

Also witches are real and live 4x longer than you. Must be the devil.

@net @deprecated_ii
I don't think people actually look at my resume now...

@Graycot
I lost so many braincells to my now-deleted post

@Pat @ceoln
Is that going to be your schtick?

@slider7420
I've never missed a yesterday, always waiting on tomorrow.

@rdaily
Neither do brownies. Or ice cream.

@derickflorian
For as second I thought this was a pregnancy test... My bad.

@vfrmedia @Acer
Same here, I learned something today.

@nomi
Well, it's a step in the right direction.