Daniel Dvorkin @medigoth@qoto.org

They've cracked the case! Someone needs to fry for this. Better scramble to get it done.

Golly, this map looks familiar. Used to see it with a different color scheme, though.

"#DOGEshit" is my new favorite word for ... you know ... all this.

#Protip: next time you post #AI-generated #content, at least try to strip away the obvious cues such as "it sounds like you're referring to ..."

Sturgeon's Gun and Sturgeon's Razor are "90% of guns are crud" and "90% of razors are crud," respectively. But 100% of cats are the best cat in the whole wide world. I'm not sure exactly how this works; it must be some obscure result in quantum physics. I'll ask Schrödinger.

I don't have any predictions about when the messy collection of #algorithms we currently call "#AI" will be able to write good #research papers. Could be tomorrow, could be next year, could be a decade, could be never.

But I do know what it will take for me to take the idea seriously: show me an AI that can write a good #literature #review. No hallucinatory references, no "on one hand X, but on the other hand not-X," no repetitive sentence and paragraph structures that make me want to scrub my eyesockets with bleach and a wire brush. It doesn't even have to be publication quality. Just something that would get a decent grade as a term paper in an upper division undergraduate course.

This is the kind of application where AI should be really useful, and right now it's crap. So I'm not holding my breath.

From the latest #CPAC: #Republicans portraying their leader as the guy who's best known for destroying a #republic. Points for accidental honesty, I guess.

@JamesBazan Motherfuckers.

There are a number of panicky Facebook posts, to which I will not link, going around about the "shocking" discovery that #mRNA #vaccines cross the #placental barrier. Which really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone, but #antivaxers gonna #antivax.

Okay, the discovery is real enough. Here's a direct link: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2162253125000435 Click the "View PDF" button at the top, just above the journal title, to read the full article. Note that this is a pre-print version, meaning there may be some typos and such, but nothing that's likely to change the results.

The problem is ... well, there's no problem here! #Maternal #immunity, however acquired, is routinely passed on to #fetuses: we're all born with #immune systems primed to deal with whatever #diseases our mothers have encountered, and that's a *good thing*.

Of course antivaxers who freak out about any occurrence of the abbreviation "mRNA," like the same people often freak out about the word "pronoun" or the "cis-" and "trans-" prefixes, think this is somehow evil.

It's not. It means *fewer dead kids*. These people would literally rather kill their children than learn anything that contradicts their ideology.

Oh fine, gimme the damn Guy Fawkes mask.

This is really neat. How #megaraptorans fit into the #theropod family tree isn't well understood, and they represent maybe the only group of huge #carnivorous #dinosaurs that didn't undergo major shortening of their forelimbs as they grew to be the largest #predators in their #environment. So hopefully these finds will shed some light on their #taxonomy and #evolution.

Also, let's face it, #MËGÄRÄPTÖR is in the running for the most metal #dinosaur name ever.

https://scitechdaily.com/120-million-year-old-fossils-in-australia-just-rewrote-dinosaur-evolution/

I used to write a lot more about #dinosaurs on #Quora, and a lot less about #politics. I miss that. https://www.quora.com/Which-was-the-more-epic-duel-T-Rex-vs-Triceratops-or-Allosaurus-vs-Stegasaurus/answer/Daniel-Dvorkin-3

Original: https://bsky.app/profile/notalawyer.bsky.social/post/3lifymjwv322v

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

#MapQuest is doing eleventh-level #trolling and I am here for it. https://gulfof.mapquest.com/

@overholt I've always had a fairly high opinion of Wikipedia's grasp on reality, but I never expected it to stand practically alone the way it does now.

I've always had a fairly high opinion of #Wikipedia's grasp on reality, but I never expected it to stand practically alone the way it does now.