nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

@arclight Godot has its quirks, but is definitely easy to get “something” functional up and running quickly.

This has got to be the clumsiest headline I have ever read. Well done, BBC. 👏

@gpowerf Ah, Ludlow, home to the old Zzap! 64 offices.

@xtaldave Christ. Did someone pay for that inane drivel?

I’ve lived in Scotland for over three decades now. I *still* don’t know what “the back of <hour>” actually means.

@gpowerf Isn’t that usually called “child rearing”? 🤔

Apparently they’re planning on charging Trump as an adult. 💀

I’m a little concerned that The Wife™ is going to be more enthusiastic about the helium-filled balloons than the actual gifts I chose for her birthday. 😬

@rjblaskiewicz You look exhausted. 😄

@gpowerf I’ve only ever broken one tv, and that was because a window blew in in a gale and fell onto the tv after “bouncing” off my head. 🤕

@gpowerf Oh no! 😱

@xtaldave Fortunately Glitter is in the clink. Same can’t be said for the psychopaths running the Motherland.

Now I’ve had coffee:

Good morning, Mastodonians. I’m glad you’re here.

Somebody believed the words that came out of Paltrow’s face? That explains the success of her “wellness” grift, then.

@neonbubble I approve this message.

Taking the littlest one to the V.E.T. for her heart scan this morning. I’ll hold your paw all the way, you brave girl.