nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

TIL there is a non-zero “legal limit” for cocaine while driving.

Perl: There's more than one way to do it
Python: There are 37,234,108 ways to do it, and all of them are inefficient as fuck, except that one way which you can only find out about if you sacrifice your self-respect and five pints of your own blood on the altar of StackOverflow, if you're not first flamed to hell for asking an inappropriate question.

@arclight I have no words.

@xtaldave How come the most vociferous elements of The Master Race™ are always such exquisite specimens of the human species?

I am convinced that any academic post with “in residence” in the title is contractually obliged to reply-all to each and every mundane department-wide email to the effect of “I’m sorry I’m too important/busy to attend $EVENT”.

@rjblaskiewicz @trinsec Two in a matter of days. “Get off my porch” has taken a really dark turn.

@trinsec TBF this is exactly like real life-a robovac encircling a do-not-give-a-what cat is something to behold.

Christ, it sounds like you take your life in your hands if you *checks news* ring the wrong doorbell in the USA.

@trinsec I may do. Just a small one.

@trinsec Feel like I’ll need one of those kitten posters by my desk.

@theonides In other news: water is wet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m 49 minutes into “one of those days” and I’m hating it already.

@davep #YPLAC?

This year I will definitely be treating myself to some #Swarfega, whether I “need” it or not. #MiddleAgeVices

@davep Hahaha!

@davep Surprised there isn’t a music player app there already. #shockeroonie

@davep Noice!

@davep Saw this this morning.