nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

@statsguy Can confirm: shingles is VERY ouchy.

@xtaldave @statsguy Too bloody many.

@xtaldave Congrats on the promotion!

@arclight It’s a fun read.

@xtaldave I hesitate to ask what your old wrestling name was.

@andrewt @fesshole You do also get the occasional “I inserted X up my bum and I liked it” post.

I just can’t.

@RustyBertrand Right.

To the selfish, entitled, arrogant, inhuman shitstain that has spent the entire day being an utter cunt to my wife for no reason whatsoever:

I hope 2024 fills you with untreatable necrotic syphilis and you catch on fire and nobody you know needs to take a piss.

@Paulos_the_fog This is hilarious!

@xtaldave Wait what‽

@neonbubble This country needs a hard fucking reset.

@freemo https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia

@davep Keanu Gahan?

@neonbubble @partnumber2 I’m conflicted… and not a little confused.

@gpowerf Well, you *could*, but it would probably be a drooling idiot.

@jumile We batch cook, a lot. Pre-prepared products are a rare treat.

@jumile Vemondo I think is the brand. Quite a few are without gluten (for the missus) unlike most Quorn and almost all Fry’s.

Operation Buy-All-The-Rare-As-Hens-Teeth-Vegan-Products-From-Lidl was a complete success. #schnitzel #meatball