nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

Now someone is annoyed now because “you got rid of my garden snacks”*…

* I can read chihuahua faces with 98.85% accuracy.

Mowing the lawn. This comes on. Now today is Prunesday. #VirginPrunes #music #goth #rock

https://youtu.be/HvRmUa5b6mY

@xtaldave You took the words right out of my mouth.

@clacksee That’s a hell of a way to find out you were adopted.

We are officially in the end of days.

@neonbubble Wait… hasn’t Mother’s Day already happened‽

Note to self: It is now Friday.

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@davep

@davep When isn’t it?

@xtaldave

@xtaldave It’s a fucking folding bike too.

I was convinced it is Friday.
It is not Friday.

Waiting for the inevitable news story that someone is shot in the USA for not tipping enough.

@admitsWrongIfProven It’s a mere accident of birth that he’s not a German politician (although more likely a German quack horticulturist, which is far, far closer to reality).

@neonbubble I have bat envy. We don’t have enough trees around our garden to encourage them, and end up having to pop to a local lake or country park to make breaking out the bat detector worthwhile (it totally is though).