nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org
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Physics geek, dev nerd, science fan. Esperantisto. Secularism, blasphemy & sarcasm. Evidence or STFU. Plant hater. Caveat lector. Enthusiastic cat and dog dad. RT≠︎👍 Slowly moving widdershins into #InfoSec
Joined Nov 2022
Now that $BadlyNamedSongContest is over, I think I can happily look at social media again. 🙃
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Q: Who are ‘national conservatives’ and what do they want?
(1) Nazis
(2) Nazi shit.
@xtaldave It’s like they’re slowly changing their name to fulfil their density.
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UK peeps: consider signing this government petition (to halt passage of the Online Safety Bill, which will gut end-to-end encryption including your online banking security, personal message privacy, and right to privacy in general): https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/634725
Now someone is annoyed now because “you got rid of my garden snacks”*…
* I can read chihuahua faces with 98.85% accuracy.
Mowing the lawn. This comes on. Now today is Prunesday. #VirginPrunes #music #goth #rock
@xtaldave You took the words right out of my mouth.
@clacksee That’s a hell of a way to find out you were adopted.
@neonbubble Wait… hasn’t Mother’s Day already happened‽
Note to self: It is now Friday.
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@davep When isn’t it?
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Star Wars film pitch:
A garbled communication is intercepted from Yoda. A few locations and people can be made out, but no full sentences, except for one, right at the end:
"Nothing is what it seems to be"
Two young Jedis go on an epic quest to uncover the secrets and put a stop to whatever nefarious plans might be being hatched. Eventually the discover that there are no nefarious plans and nobody is doing anything untoward at all. They track down Yoda and tell him there was nothing to worry about. Yoda replies, "yes, told you I did".
@xtaldave It’s a fucking folding bike too.
Waiting for the inevitable news story that someone is shot in the USA for not tipping enough.
@admitsWrongIfProven It’s a mere accident of birth that he’s not a German politician (although more likely a German quack horticulturist, which is far, far closer to reality).
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~ Fun fact ~
There's a contest for all five of the Eurosenses!
* Eurovision is for original songs, of course
* Eurolfactory is for industrial design history trivia
* Europroprioception is for gymnastics
* Europrecognition is NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC WHO TOLD YOU WE EXIST, and
* Euroecholocation is for masked crime-fighting
- Location
- Totally Normal Island
- Bookmark
- https://fedi.tips
- $8chan (dead)
- https://twitter.com/nullifidian
Physics geek, dev nerd, science fan. Esperantisto. Secularism, blasphemy & sarcasm. Evidence or STFU. Plant hater. Caveat lector. Enthusiastic cat and dog dad. RT≠︎👍 Slowly moving widdershins into #InfoSec
Joined Nov 2022
