nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

@xtaldave Sounds delicious...

@gpowerf They could have stopped after the third word.

I was getting increasingly frustrated that my bluetooth mouse wasn't being recognised.

Eventually I realised that I had failed to remove the dongle from its butt and insert it into the computer.

I need more #coffee.

“Use The Force, Luke.”

@davep Yeah, our helpdesk is now unusable...

@davep Is it a head? I hope it's a wide flat head.

@RustyBertrand That's Charles Clarke, MP.

In the latest round of #enshittification, $WORK has now decided to mutilate inbound email to “obfuscate” *all* URLs (internal or otherwise).

While this potentially makes it less likely for idiots to be dangerous, it makes it much harder for those of us who have an attention span greater than a potato to continue safe practices.

The bastardised URLs also expose recipient email addresses (in plain text!) to M$, for tracking and advertising^W^W^W security purposes of course.

@xtaldave 1st of Twentonember! I’ll put it in the calendar!

@xtaldave They should check below all the windows, because reasons.

Bravo, Google, you just bricked your gmail app with a feature nobody asked for.

I was just now old. I had no idea.

From: @Jam_Man_A_Lam
https://topspicy.social/@Jam_Man_A_Lam/111550083706733160

@statsguy @JoeGrowling I’d posit that the only one that didn’t quite apply to the UK was the supremacy of the military.