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The "National conservatives" say

"No nation can long endure without humility and gratitude before God and fear of his judgment that are found in authentic religious tradition."

Not very different from "National socialists"

nationalconservatism.org/natio

Today on : a group of fascists have a conference and keep saying the quiet fascist things out loud, which the media is then reporting with the dispassionateness of sportsball scores.

If language models were really trained using Stack Overflow, most responses to “write me some code” would tell you to fuck off and ask a proper question.

Or just tell you fuck off.

Now that $BadlyNamedSongContest is over, I think I can happily look at social media again. 🙃

UK peeps: consider signing this government petition (to halt passage of the Online Safety Bill, which will gut end-to-end encryption including your online banking security, personal message privacy, and right to privacy in general): petition.parliament.uk/petitio

Now someone is annoyed now because “you got rid of my garden snacks”*…

  • I can read chihuahua faces with 98.85% accuracy.
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At this point, you have to doubt whether the Met find their own arseholes with both hands and a good map. #London

"Coronation: Royal fan held for 13 hours after being mistaken for protester"

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65567316?at_

Star Wars film pitch:

A garbled communication is intercepted from Yoda. A few locations and people can be made out, but no full sentences, except for one, right at the end:

"Nothing is what it seems to be"

Two young Jedis go on an epic quest to uncover the secrets and put a stop to whatever nefarious plans might be being hatched. Eventually the discover that there are no nefarious plans and nobody is doing anything untoward at all. They track down Yoda and tell him there was nothing to worry about. Yoda replies, "yes, told you I did".

Waiting for the inevitable news story that someone is shot in the USA for not tipping enough.

~ Fun fact ~

There's a contest for all five of the Eurosenses!

* Eurovision is for original songs, of course
* Eurolfactory is for industrial design history trivia
* Europroprioception is for gymnastics
* Europrecognition is NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC WHO TOLD YOU WE EXIST, and
* Euroecholocation is for masked crime-fighting

Geriatric antiscience billionaire works so very hard by digging a hole and talking at new science laboratory with budget half that of his one-day magic bejewelled hat party.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-camb

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