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Rooftop solar is the future, but it's also a scam. It didn't have to be, but the US decided the best way to roll out distributed, resilient, renewable energy was to let Wall Street run the show. They turned it into a scam, and now it's in terrible trouble. which means *we're* in terrible trouble.

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When I was a smartass computer nerd in the 80s and 90s, an eternal theme was friends and family sheepishly asking me for tech support help, and me slowly, patiently explaining to them that computers aren't scary, they're actually predictable, they won't explode or erase your data (unless you really make an effort), and they operate by simple (if somewhat arcane) rules. Edit > Cut, then click, then Edit > Paste. Save As. Use tabs, not spaces. Stuff like that. Maybe not easy, but simple, or at least consistent and learnable.

But that's not true anymore.

User interfaces lag. Text lies. Buttons don't click. Buttons don't even look like buttons! Panels pop up and obscure your workspace and you can't move or remove them -- a tiny floating x and a few horizontal lines is all you get. Mobile and web apps lose your draft text, refresh at whim, silently swallow errors, mysteriously move shit around when you're not looking, hide menus, bury options, don't respect or don't remember your chosen settings. Doing the same thing gives different results. The carefully researched PARC principles of human-computer interaction -- feedback, discoverabilty, affordances, consistency, personalization -- all that fundamental Don Norman shit -- have been completely discarded.

My tech support calls now are about me sadly explaining there's nothing I can do. Computers suck now. They run on superstition, not science. It's a real tragedy for humanity and I have no idea how to fix it.

#HCI #UX #UI #okdoomer

We're trying to set up my mother's internet and SWEET MOTHER OF GOD this is a user-hostile process. Even under the most cynical (and probably legally accurate) interpretation where their one job is to maximize profits, why do they make it so hard for people to give them money?

After driving out to the Comcast store to pick up the equipment, we wondered if there was a place nearby where we could get fries and fake our deaths.

This is among the most important media files I have saved on my computer.

TLC can say what they want, but I've caught like seven waterfalls.

A Hare on the Spicy Side is the name of my rabbit curry stand.

I envy the people of the 1970s for their perfectly preserved civilisation in the geological record. A thin layer of pristine styrofoam on a layer of lead from petrol exhaust on a layer of illegally dumped asbestos, easily dated due to all the nuclear weapon testing.

What about our generation with its paper straws and spotify playlists and fast fashion?!? Nothing to show in the fossil record except our beautifully preserved corpses made of micro plastics.

@freemo Sonewhere in the SubGenius literature is a reference to "the vampire Jesus who shed his blood for you and now WANTS IT BACK!"

@todayilearned Dr. Who: There are LOST EPISODES!

Captain Video: Hold my beer.

@Suzan This is consistent with the theory that my dog is secretly a cat. She wants to be one inch away from everyone.

Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. This place is not a place of honor. ...

@Epidiah Just did session 0 of Savage Worlds: The Last Parsec.

Some good news to celebrate: EU fossil fuel CO2 emissions hit 60-year low.
“The 8% reduction in emissions should be celebrated, but more must be done to wean the EU off fossil fuels, reduce reliance on petrostates such as Russia, whilst also leaving the world a better place for the next generation.”
theguardian.com/environment/20

I tend to rotate like a convenience store hot dog in my sleep. The upside is that, with my patented copper wire pajamas, I can generate electricity this way. The downside is that I am accused of "stealing" (liberating!) the covers.

Because of a surprise ice-storm-related houseguest, we've sleeping on an air mattress lately. I'll admit that it was impressive that the bedding all ended up on my side, given that we were in a sleeping bag.

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