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5yo has been very worried lately that Partner and I will someday die, which is very touching, but he has also tearfully asked us to make sure we leave behind the PIN for the iPad before we go.

If you meet Don Quixote, don’t tell him you’re a big fan.

@glennseto @mcc The actor who played Punky Brewster was named Soleil. COINCIDENCE?!

Drove through a picturesque little French town with the traditional old French town architecture but the rooves all had solar panels on them and there were giant white blade power generation windmills rising behind the town and it was such an Aesthetic

If domesticated animals tend to develop floppy ears, why didn't cats?

Day #1 of listing the top reasons I'm going to #vote for #JoeBiden this November.

Reason #1: #Biden will not persecute #LGBTQ Americans.

#politics

Happy father's day to this feral cat, the only [probable] father I will recognize today. I trapped him, got him neutered, and re-released him back whence he came. My friend called him O'Malley. We're keeping the little one, "Shemp" and she is perfect. #CatsOfMastodon

@iain *points finger* Enough with your sensible explanations!

Holding someone "at gunpoint" seems odd because, bayonets aside, guns aren't pointy. One might assume it descended from "knifepoint" or "swordpoint", but (at least since 1500), those words are much rarer.

@BigAngBlack Queen, but king if we stay in a hotel. Being 6'3" and sleeping like a snow angel, I'd opt for king if our bedroom was big enough.

Fist Responders is the name of my series about kung fu firefighters.

"Sir, we need to get through this door to get to the fire, but we don't have an axe!"

*assumes stance* "We don't need an axe."

The Ne'erdoelles would be a great name for a female a capella group.

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