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RT @sim_kern@twitter.activitypub.actor
My 14yo niece stayed up till midnight working on something, when I asked what, she said all her friends were planning to do a PowerPoint party on Zoom, where they’ll just lecture each other on topics that interest them. Hers is on astronomy.

The kids are so, so alright.

RT @RonWyden@twitter.activitypub.actor
Today would be a really really good day for the Senate to pass our legislation to mandate emergency through November. RETWEET if you agree. twitter.com/cnbc/status/123989

RT @ML_Hipster
In the interests of doing socially responsible ML in the wake of COVID-19 I urge all of you using k-NN for clustering to set k=0.

Everything is happening just as Fifth Harmony prophesied.

Me: *launches Google Meet*

Violet: *hurls self at kitchen door, ready to commence campaign of toggling her in/out status every two minutes*

You know who else does that, Violet? Cats.

RT @shedd_aquarium@twitter.activitypub.actor
Penguins in the Amazon?! 🐧🌴

Some of the penguins went on a field trip to meet other animals at Shedd. Wellington seemed most interested in the fishes in Amazon Rising! The black-barred silver dollars also seemed interested in their unusual visitor.

RT @itskindred@twitter.activitypub.actor
Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he wrote Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Fast Five, Fast & Furious 6, Furious 7, The Fate of the Furious, F9, Hobbes and Shaw

RT @mollytolsky@twitter.activitypub.actor
Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.

RT @chefjoseandres@twitter.activitypub.actor
Late at night 2:00 and is amazing how on every supermarket, farmers markets Etc women and men like them will work non stop to replenish every shelve. Next to the Medical staff across the world, people like them are and will be heroes to keep humanity fed! Thank them!

RT @AcademicsSay@twitter.activitypub.actor
courtesy of the @NewYorker@twitter.com

RT @kaitlynmcquin@twitter.activitypub.actor
You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing?

Dudes on dating apps

Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting.

We’re pen pals now, my dude.

We bout to get Jane Austen up in here.

Now, write me a poem.

RT @michalnaka@twitter.activitypub.actor
An Italian hospital ran out of ICU valves. A local biz brought a 3D printer to the hospital, redesigned & produced the valves in a few hours.

“At the time of writing, 10 patients are accompanied in breathing by a machine that uses a 3D printed valve.”

3dprintingmedia.network/covid-

RT @DanRogland@twitter.activitypub.actor
I’ve seen several people making jokes about how much it sucks to quarantine with your significant other and I...do not relate? I married someone that I LIKE

RT @DanRogland@twitter.activitypub.actor
I’ve seen several people making jokes about how much it sucks to quarantine with your significant other and I...do not relate? I married someone that I LIKE

RT @SJKSalisbury
Thankfully I haven't had to go out and panic buy any food as I've been saving some plums in my icebox for this very occasion.

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