Casey Rollins 🔵 @realcaseyrollins@qoto.org

climate change legislation is thinly veiled eugenics for people who are too stupid to know why.

if everything is political now then you are entitled to respect my political opinion, these are the rules you guys made so don't call it a grave. this is the future you chose.

i actually dislike nazis enough to not act like them, somehow that's too hard for the lefties now a days....

wow good job CNN! finally getting into real news. https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-launch-real-news-spinoff-site

#cats #cat #meow

in an effort to curb the unprecedented rise of genders, the government implements a rule stating that only one new pronoun can be created per unicode character

however, by the time they realised their mistake, it was too late - pronouns such as ¥em, ✓e and 🎉t were already flooding the market

The Left doesn't know *what* they want. 🤔

If you cancel me, I shall become more problematic than you can possibly imagine

Perfect response...almost like there was a script!!

#36!! LOL
Q: "How can satellites and GPS be explained by flat-thinkers?" [34]
A: They are hung on balloons.

Q: "Aurora Borealis OK but please explain the Aurora Australis?" [35]
A: They are projected holograms. [note 3]

Q: "Explain annual meteor showers please?" [36]
A: They are just fireworks.

Q: "Heard of Coriolis force?"
A: Nope. Alt: It's caused by currents in the Aether

Q: "Are the other planets flat?"
A: No. Alt: Would you expect the fifth of the several pieces of furniture in your room to be a chair even when the other four are?

Q: "But weren't they all formed in the same way?"
A: Ummm...... Well, nobody knows how everything was created. Alt: Well weren't all the pieces of furniture built in the same way?

Q: "Why is the southern jet stream so similar to the northern one, speed and shapes?" [37]
A: Oh, sure, you give a government source. There's no real evidence for a southern "hemisphere" jet stream. [38]

Q: "Is Space Junk a myth?" [39]
A: Yes, invented by the world's space agencies to discourage people from trying to get into space and prove their lies!

Q: "There are many space agencies[40] in the world. Do they all lie?
A: Yes, because the New World Order secretly runs every single one of them, either directly or indirectly.

Q: "Why does Antarctica get twenty-four hours of sunlight during December if the earth is flat?"
A: Another hoax. Have you ever been to Antarctica?

Q: "What about non-stop southern hemisphere international flights, like LATAM 801 from Santiago Int'l, Chile to Auckland Airport, NZ, or Qantas 63 from Sydney Kingsford, Australia to Johannesburg O.R. Tambo Int'l, SA? They take roughly the same amount of time as northern-hemisphere flights going similar distances."[41]
A: They don't actually exist.

Q: "But—"
A: They don't exist.

Q: "Then where do they take me when I buy a ticket for such a flight, dumbass?"
A: THEY. DO. NOT. EXIST. IT'S. ALL. FAKE.

Q: "Isn't this an awful lot of mental hurdles to jump over just to insistently back up the idea of a disc-shaped Earth, when assuming a ball-shaped Earth answers all the above questions in a much simpler manner, and with much more scientific evidence to back it up?"
A: You tell me.
Reply: Ok. You are a baldface liar.

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just like me with my social battery, my PSP always reports 100% battery until it abruptly dies, and while recharging it stays at 0% until it's full

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