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It boggles me to think I could have had 10,000 followers by now. I need to insult people in more subtle ways.

@pie it's okay, tbh you're probably just hot (i * think * that's how it works, right?)

@pie This is literally me when I started going to college (which for all intents and purposes has been my first ever long-term social environment with peeps my age)

If you think puckering your lips on insta and skirting the college dress code's gonna make me think you're cool, I'm not in your target demo.

Sorry kid.

The only reason won't help libs beat in 2020 is they know him winning will be good for their business and lead to more engagement on their platform.

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@pie Incredible! Thanks for letting me know! This is powerful intel.

@realcaseyrollins ye
some are caffeine and paracetamol since caffeine is a painkiller
others are just caffeine, like nodoz

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Yep! ? I've got a 10/10 rating on IMDb.

It'll hit syndication and become the "old people show" that runs marathons on TBS in 85 years.

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@pie WAIT THOSE EXIST???

For reals, where can you get those??

lmao why are there caffeine pills in my bag where and when did i get these wtf
actually nvm train comes in 7 minutes dont wamt to risk missing it
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