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Not necessarily happy but no longer in a huff!

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GROYPERS, RANKED BY SPIRITUAL PURITY
1. David Reilly
2. Vincent James
3. Steve Franssen
4. Patrick Casey
5. Jaden McNeil
6. Nicholas J. Fuentes

GROYPERS, RANKED BY CAREER PROSPECTS
1. Nicholas J. Fuentes
2. Jaden McNeil
3. Patrick Casey
4. Vincent James
5. David Reilly
6. Steve Franssen

@Olivia Fans say they noticed that something was off when he appeared to be ready to drop bombs, but he kept on forgetting what he wrote down

@Olivia he got it from his moms spaghetti (🦇🍝)
Eminem has been the first celebrity diagnosed with Coronavirus...

In a statement released by doctors his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms heavy. He was presented with vomit on his sweater already.

Let's hope he's cured with one shot.

The Senate voted to acquit President Donald Trump on both articles of impeachment on Feb. 5, ending the third impeachment trial in U.S. history.

theepochtimes.com/senate-acqui

Join CNN for two nights of live town halls with 8 Democratic candidates, starting 8p ET. Watch tonight on CNN: CNN.it/go  8p ET: Joe Biden 9p ET: Elizabeth Warren 10p ET: Andrew Yang 11p ET: Tom Steyer Follow live updates: cnn.it/382agjh  #CNNTownHall pic.twitter.com/jNWfzYTYyd

2020-02-06, 00:43:20
twitter.com/CNN/status/1225218

The 12th US person with a confirmed case of Wuhan coronavirus is isolated at home in Wisconsin, according to officials at UW Health cnn.it/370HzSp 

2020-02-06, 00:43:52
twitter.com/CNN/status/1225218

Potentially NSFW 

no gab is a vibe check

Wikipedia's word of the day is "koha" It means "(New Zealand) A Māori tradition of reciprocal giving of gifts.
(New Zealand, by extension) A voluntary donation given for a service that has been provided.
Today is Waitangi Day, the national day of New Zealand." en.wiktionary.org/wiki/koha#En

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors Guild are pussies! And Kim Jong Il is an asshole! Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it's not appropriate and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit!

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