Casey Rollins 🔵 @realcaseyrollins@qoto.org

Me irl #meme #funny https://redd.it/eilfml

bothering me so i've put together a timeline of the events of One Week

T-7 days

You laugh at me
You cock your head
You say "I'm angry"
You throw your arms in the air
You say "you're crazy"
You drop your arms
You say "I'm sorry"

T-5 days

You laugh at me
You say "get back together, come back and see me"
You tackle me
I laugh at you
I say "you just did just what I thought you were gonna do"

T-4 days

(At this point or earlier, it was too soon to realize it wasn't my fault)

T-3 days (Time Unknown)

I realize it's all my fault (this information is not divulged)
We realize we're both to blame, the path forward is unclear

T-3 days (Afternoon)

You realize it's not my fault

T-1 day

You forgive me
You smile at me

T=0 days

My knees are still rugburned from the tackling incident

T+2 days

Each of us apologizes

"EA sports: it's in the game"? uh yeah i sure hope it does

today i discovered that i have ps vita screenshots backed up on my laptop from 2013 and that makes me feel a little odd

people in the UK: how do you stay cool when it's hot? it's bad enough here, i can't imagine what it's like in australia
me: well, apart from removing layers and stuff, i usually turn the AC on
them: ...what?
me: yeah like, the AC in the house?
them: ...you have that?
me: yeah pretty much all houses do, how else are you supposed to deal with the heat,,
them:

@lynnesbian

what they do have in England is coin-operated gas meters, so if you run out of change in winter you can freeze to death.

also: television licenses

also: television detector vans, which locate TVs that might not be licensed.

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