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For the sake of gender equality i propose we make all gendered termw nongendered, such as...

Pussycat -> Genitalcat
Cockroach -> genitalroach
Mailman -> humanperson
Cockerapaniel -> Genatilerspaniel
Cockatoo -> Genatilatoo
Pussywillow -> Genital willow
Great tit -> Great chest
Chickadee -> androgadee
Blue footed Booby -> Blue Footed Chesty
Rose-breasted grosbeak -> rose-chested not-gros-just-different-beak

Leg Day

Leg Presses:
1. 50kg x 30 reps
2. 100kg x 20 reps
3. 200kg x 15 reps
4. 300kg x 10 reps
5. 350kg (771lbs) 8 reps

Back Squats (formality):
1. 20kg x 15 reps
2. 40kg x 10 reps
3. 60kg x 8 reps
4. 80kg (176lbs)x 6 reps

Bodyweight Sissy Squats:
4 x 15 reps

Leg Extensions:
1. 25kg x 15 reps
2. 45kg x 15 reps
3. 65kg x 10 reps
4. 65kg (143lbs)x 10 reps

Lying Leg Curls:
1. 25kg x 15 reps
2. 32kg x 10 reps
3. 40kg (88lbs)x 8 reps
(all reps take a 2 seconds squeeze)

Stretching of the Abductors & Hip Flexors:
10 minutes

Happy Monday folks!

Back & Posterior Delts.

MTS High Row:
1. 40kg x 20 reps
2. 50kg x 15 reps
3. 60kg x 12 reps
4. 70kg x 10 reps
5. 80kg x 8 reps
6. 90kg (198lbs) x 6 reps

Iso-lateral Low Row:
1. 60kg x 12 reps
2. 80kg x 10 reps
3. 100kg x 6 reps
4. 100kg (220lbs) x 6 reps

Front Pulldown:
1. 50kg x 20 reps
2. 70kg x 12 reps
3. 80kg x 10 reps
4. 100kf (220lbs) x 6 reps

Semi Wide Cable Row:
1. 40kg x 15 reps
2. 54kg x 10 reps
3. 68kg (149lbs) x 8 reps
4. 68kg x 8 reps

Duo Lat Pulldown:
1. 40kg x 15 reps
2. 54kg x 12 reps
3. 61kg (134lbs) x 8 reps
4. 61kg x 8 reps

Bodyweight Hyper Extensions:
4 x 15 reps

Reversed Dumbbell Flyes:
1. 7,5kg x 15 reps
2. 7,5kg x 15 reps
3. 10kg x 12 reps
4. 12,5kg x(27lbs)  10 reps

Reversed Peckdeck Flyes:
1. 32kg  x 15 reps
2. 40kg x 12 reps
3. 47kg x 10 reps
4. 55kg (121lbs) x 8 reps

Stretching of the Lower Back:
10 minutes

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Voedselgiganten zoals Nestlé, Danone en Unilever verdienen aan de gezondheidsproblemen die ze zelf mede veroorzaken. Ze produceren ongezond voedsel en investeren tegelijkertijd miljarden in afslankproducten en middelen voor patiënten met diabetes, maagproblemen en leververvetting. ftm.nl/artikelen/overgewicht-a

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they said it couldn't happen, but land and sea have finally united for playtime

#dogs #dolphins

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Shoulders, Calfs & Triceps.

Seated Overhead Dumbbell Presses:
1. 10kg x 40 reps
2. 15kg x 20 reps
3. 20kg x 15 reps
4. 25kg x 15 reps
5. 27,5kg (60lbs) x 10 reps
6. 30kg (66lbs) x 6 reps

Seated Overhead Dumbbell Laterals:
1. 10kg x 20 reps
2. 12,5kg x 15 reps
3. 15kg (33lbs) x 10 reps
4. 15kgbx 10 reps

Bodyweight Standing Calf Raises:
300 reps

Scull Crushers:
1. 25kg x 20 reps
2. 30kg x 15 reps
3. 35kg x 10 reps
4. 35kg (77lbs) x 8 reps

Rope Triceps Extensions:
1. 10kg x  20 reps
2. 12,5kg x 15 reps
3. 15kg (33lbs) x 12 reps
4. 17,5kg (38lbs) x 10 reps

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Things you never want to hear from IT support:

“You are about to become a meme and a story in the annals of tech lore.”

#ITSupport

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A lot of people forget, or are simply not taught by their parents or health care providers, that they can listen to Parliament/Funkadelic and instantly feel better. Immediate effect. Results do not vary.

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Chest & Abs

Flat Dumbbell Press:
1. 20kg x 30 reps
2. 30kg x 20 reps
3. 40kg x 10 reps
4. 45kg (99lbs) x 7 reps

Incline Bench Press:
1. 40kg x 15 reps
2. 50kg x 15 reps
3. 60kg x 10 reps
4. 70kg (154lbs) x 8 reps
5. 80kg (176lbs) x 4 reps

Flat Bench Press:
1. 60kg x 12 reps
2. 60kg x 12 reps
3. 70kg (154lbs) x 6 reps
4m 70kg x 6 reps

Push ups ( feet at 50cm inclination):
15, 15, 12 & 12 reps

Planking:
1. 90 seconds
2. 60 seconds
3. 60 seconds
4. 60 seconds

Hanging Reversed Crunches:
20, 20, 15 & 15 reps

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There are so many LinkedIn posts where I just want to comment: "this ain't fucking Facebook".

More and more people posting their vacation photo's with a stupid life lesson. Jesus fuck, why.

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Vegan huftergedrag versus rechts huftergedrag staat nu op 3-0 voor de vegans.

Extremisme uit welke windrichting dan ook gaat op de block. Jezelf heilig en onaantastbaar wanen omdat je vegan bent, kent ook grenzen.

Leg Day

Lying Iso-lateral Leg Curls:
1. 10kg x 20 reps
2. 20kg x 15 reps
3. 25kg (55lbs) x 10 reps
4. 25kg x 6 reps

Seated Leg Curls:
1. 35kg x 25 reps
2. 45kg x 15 reps
3. 65kg x 10 reps
4. 95kg  (209lbs) x 6 reps

Standing Single Leg Curls L/R:
1. 10kg x 15 reps
2. 15kg x 12 reps
3. 20kg x 10 reps
4. 25kg (55lbs) x 8 reps

Bodyweight Sissy Squats:
30, 25, 20 & 15 reps

Leg Press:
1. 100kg x 30 reps
2. 200kg x 20 reps
3. 250kg x 15 reps
4. 300kg (661lbs) x 10 reps

Leg Extensions:
1. 20kg x 20 reps
2. 32kg x 15 reps
3. 47kg x 12 reps
4. 62kg (136lbs) x 8 reps

Stretching of the Hip Flexors & Abductors:
10 minutes

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