skells @skells@qoto.org
Joined Feb 2021
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want to be a nicer person, but in my defense, I'm not
@11112011 full English with a cup of tea and a glass of orange juice *with bits*
absolutely killer
@trinsec it's the cause of all our woes
no one can fail to notice the profound malaise that is infecting our societies, across the globe.
it's easy to think that it's a combination of factors but today I realised that you can trace it back to one source.
take a step back from everything and just reflect on how we got here, the movements and trends that brought us to this point. don't force it, let it sit before your minds eye and allow the realisation to come to you.
yeah, you got it.
smooth orange juice.
@11112011 tbf I reckon pompeo can drink
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"My greatest ever accomplishment is photoshopping the "Strutting Leo" meme into a client's stock photo and adding it to their website without anyone ever noticing. It was there for years, until the client updated their website. Here's the image."
submitted by esr360
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Media: Bitcoin is a crime against humanity !
Soros: We might perhaps possibly own one or two of these...
...
Media: Decentralized finance is so amazing and futuristic!
@valleyforge savages
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What can I do to prevent this in the future?
If you are on a personal computer, like at home, you can run a virus scan to make sure it’s not infected with unsanctioned opinions.
@freemo none, eyeball it
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I turn on my PC.
The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the excessive output from my four exposed nuclear reactors running at a critically risky heat output.
The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city’s morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallel-chained AMD Razer Threadrippers bursts into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2015 in one room.
Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 5090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.
Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.
Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors’ fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors over clocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.
Quickly now, I open a text chat, it’s a bit laggy.
The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.
Humanity is not ready for instant messaging
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==Invictus==
> Out of the night that covers me,
> Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
> I thank whatever gods may be
> For my unconquerable soul.
>
> In the fell clutch of circumstance
> I have not winced nor cried aloud.
> Under the bludgeonings of chance
> My head is bloody, but unbowed.
>
> Beyond this place of wrath and tears
> Looms but the Horror of the shade,
> And yet the menace of the years
> Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
>
> It matters not how strait the gate,
> How charged with punishments the scroll.
> I am the master of my fate:
> I am the captain of my soul.
--William Ernest Henley
@11112011 @sizzletron@noagendasocial.com if the stock is good the vaccine must be
it's science
@11112011 @sizzletron@noagendasocial.com senators buying stock, safety confirmed
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RT @TruAmericanGal1@Twitter.com
I'm not a conspiracy theorist.
I'm a—THINGS AREN'T ADDING UP & IT'S PRETTY FREAKING OBVIOUS theorist...
https://twitter.com/TruAmericanGal1/status/1446174912209727489
Joined Feb 2021
