I just want a #dog that is afraid to walk out in front of a moving car... Is that too much to ask???
Rufus is sleeping the sleep of the dead. I scratch his butt, no reaction. I leave the room, no reaction. I kick his tail on the way back to my chair, no reaction. But god forbid I open my breakfast...
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Rufus: I wanna go outside.
Me: No, it's raining.
Rufus: I wanna go outside.
Me: No, it's raining.
Rufus: I wanna go outside.
Me: No, it's raining.
Rufus: I wanna go outside.
Me: (giving in) FINE!
*OPENS DOOR*
Rufus: (looks at me) ...why would you try to make me go out there???
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Former biologist, current Information Security Engineer, wannabe amature #Movie and #Television Pundit. I post mostly about the latter. I enjoy #BuffyTheVampireSlayer more than and adult hetero male is supposed to. I play video games poorly. Lifelong #MiamiDolphins fan. I struggle with #depression and it keeps me from doing many things I'd like to do. #Godzilla fan. Get ready for pictures of my #dogs. Twitter migrator, twitter handle is @themcluster. My bio is evolving.