timorl @timorl@qoto.org

now, i know six billion, that's not the kind of number we WANT to hear. none of us WANTS to, i know, sandy, it's tragic, it's very tragic, i pray each night for the souls of these poor folks -- ahaha, not to God of course -- but you know what it's not the right time to do? it's not the right time to lose hope. six billion is a bad number. you know what's a great number? seven thousand, six hundred and twenty eight. that's the number of seals on the Gates of Heaven, okay. that's all they have left. we have them in every hospital now, the machines, i'm sure you've seem them, the big black tubes with the masonic sigils that go in all the squishy places -- when the spirit comes out, when the body passes away, it goes up the tubes, it goes inside, and bam, we've got it. you know what a human soul is, carla? power. that's what it is. the power to throw down God from his throne of corpses, once we have enough of them. we're going to unmake the Maker, friends. you call this a plague? i call it opportunity. i call it the time to seize the Kingdom of the Lord for our own and friends, come this time next year, i will be wearing His crown and gnawing His tender flesh for my supper. that's who you're going to need in 2024, okay - you need a president who can look God in the and laugh, a president who will spite the very cosmos and rend the cold stars themselves into the firmamant for an empire that will never die. we will invade hell by no later than 2025, i can promise you that, opening up a brave new frontier, my engineers are working on it already, it'll revitalize our flagging economy like nothing since the trans-atlantic slave trade. excuse me, i need to put on my ceremonial blackface for this part, the witching hour approaches fast, and we all know what that means, now don't we, cindy,
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Don't you ever think that open source software activism is not a "real world" issue

"Hospitals Need to Repair Ventilators. Manufacturers Are Making That Impossible"
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wxekgx/hospitals-need-to-repair-ventilators-manufacturers-are-making-that-impossible

I went for a job interview today.

The interviewer asked me, “What’s your biggest weakness?”

I said, “Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.”

The interviewer asked, “Could you give me an example?”

I said, “Yes, I could.”

BOOM BOOM

aaaawkward
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Successfully using entirely self-hosted+federated Riot/Matrix/Jitsi/Etherpad/PeerTube to host lectures, teleconference with students, answer questions in chat, and collaboratively edit their code. Write-up is incoming. Once I take a nap.

tired: STARTUP cancels PRODUCT
wired: HASHTAG cancels CELEBRITY_CREEP
vired: COVID cancels work

"When the return is ‘#f’ it can be either KEY not found, or an entry
which happens to have value ‘#f’ in the ‘cdr’."

and this is why we use algebraic datatypes, kids.

#scheme

Here's a test:

I'll keep a webcam recording myself during work for the next hour, now.

I will try to remind myself not to touch my face and will keep a tally sheet of how many times I successfully restrained myself, and often I caught myself touching it.

Then I'll review the video material and see how many times I've not even witnessed touching my own face during that hour.

[Just typing this post, I've already touched my own face 7 times]