Government Accidentally Shuts Itself Down With Ban On Non-Essential Businesses
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time.But this shutdown mistakenly shut down the most non-essential entity of all: the government. For a brief period of time, all government in the United States was illegal, since it is completely non-essential to everyth …
Shocking to no one, twenty four hours after changing the stats to include people in the #coronavirus stats who haven't even been tested, the governor of #Colorado issues a stay at home order.
@khird
Is true that with the limited testing of numbers on this have always been off. My concern is changing the standards mid process, and moving away from an objective measure, which is guaranteed to inflate the numbers because we're measuring something else now.
Now wait a minute... "The new figure now includes people who tested positive for COVID-19 and those who have symptoms and were in close contact with someone who tested positive."
So now in #Colorado we're including people as positive who haven't tested at positive. Anyone with flu symptoms who was on contact with someone with the #coronavirus is now included in this stat. Is everyone doing this? Or is there some need in Colorado to inflate the numbers?
Trump Unveils Much Simpler Stimulus Plan: GIANT MONEY CANNON!
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-much-simpler-stimulus-plan-giant-money-cannon
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Omg guys remember Joe Biden?
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Can medical doctors and scientists reliably weigh the costs (including deaths) of damage to the economy? Who has the right talent stack for this type of decision? https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1242270260591501313 …
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Fauci: "The Response Of Trump Admin Has Been Impressive, I Can't Imagine Anybody Could Be Doing More."
Pelosi 'Stimulus' Bill Imposes Nationwide 'Ballot Harvesting' Without 'Any Limit' https://bit.ly/3akJmEs via @BreitbartNews
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Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.): "You know what the American people are thinking? They're thinking the brain is an amazing organ. It starts working in a mother's womb, and it doesn't stop until you get to Congress ... This country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots."
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@SecondJon My favorite meme so far said "Joe Biden drops out, endorses Joe Biden for president"
'Joe #Biden Is The Best Choice For Our Nation,' Chants Tulsi #Gabbard After DNC Completes Assimilation Process
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The DNC Collective has assimilated yet another species, the Borg King Joe Biden proudly announced Thursday morning.Species 10027, Tulsi Gabbard, was successfully injected with nanoprobes and assimilated into the Borg's campaign, according to Biden's statement. Gabbard quickly lost all principles and independent thought and...
.@senatemajldr: "We had a high level of bipartisanship in 5 different working groups over the last 48 hours, where members who were participating were reaching agreement. Then all of a sudden the Democratic Leader & the Speaker of the House shows up and we're back to square one."
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@mhjohnson
I was listening from here in Denver, and seemed that it was half whining that Trump hasn't taking control of Colorado, forcing the governor to govern, the other half split between asking people to stay home more, business to get down to 50% or less human density at the office, and then talking about how Colorado businesses are stepping up...because Trump hasn't taken control of Colorado.
I'm disappointed that whining that the people who know Colorado best are the ones who have to make decisions about Colorado took center stage.
I'm interested in being just not civil, but excellent in interacting with others of different viewpoints in an online world where we can so viciously defend our echo chambers and be so dismissive of other perspectives.
Because this is less and less possible here, I'm largely offline and am not sure if I'll be returning. It was fun back when civility was a trend on qoto.