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The most Mastodon thing I’ve seen on here so far is someone CWing a picture of a cat because the cat is making eye contact.

Please Fedi-Friends,
don’t forget to use Content Warning to hide your toot if you as discussing spoilers from a tv show, movie, game, or book so that others can enjoy it too! 📺🎬🎮📘✨

@alexwild I have a bit of nostalgia for the time that Yahoo was trying to keep all pages in a defined categorised tree.

Now I can't even get Amazon to return search results related to or even containing the words in my search string.

@kirby@lab.nyanide.com Being on fediblock is just a sign that your instance is properly federating across the network. It's an inevitability and there is nothing you can do about it.

I have just been requested to commute three days a week 135 miles away each way from my home (I have not moved) to an office I was never required to attend before the pandemic starting end of September.

If anyone needs remote product/infrastructure/platform engineering or backend developer who has 15 years cloud deployment experience and data center to cloud migration experience, email me on spotter@referentiallabs.com.

#haskell #PureScript #Deno #typescript

Anti-SLAPP win this morning. Dear CA plaintiffs and lawyers: just a reminder, under CA law even if I take a case pro bono you have to pay my fees, at rack rates, if I win an anti-SLAPP.

Hello everyone! 👋 We've joined the fediverse as part of an experiment with our friends from BBC Research & Development. Read more about it here: bbc.co.uk/rd/blog/2023-07-mast

I saw someone argue that shitposters can't succeed on Mastodon because their posts won't go viral due to the lack of an algorithm.

As a counterpoint to their belief I would like to introduce exhibit A, whatever the hell this account is.

Do you own/lease at least one vehicle? If so what kind is your daily driver? Please boost for reach.
ICE: conventional Internal Combustion Engine
Hybrid: Non-plugin gasoline electric
PHEV: Plug-in Hybrid Electric Vehicle
EV: Battery Electric Vehicle
#CarsOfMastodon #EV #PHEV

Ladies and Gentleman I give you the terror of first past the post elections and why anyone who wants real change from the government need to start by implementing fair voting systems.
QT: mstdn.ca/@karlmorant/110815062

Karl Morant 🇨🇦 :mstdn: 🖖  
I'm an NDP voter and a social democrat. But in the next election I will vote Liberal in my riding to stop a Pierre Poilievre government. I know to...

@jon I love that the owner paid for the electricity for the entire shindig and as a result the town is considering installing an EV charging station. Look how much farther EV owners get when they cultivate a reputation for generosity instead of being total jerks.

"Everyone needs to touch the stove"

Happy to tell them it is hot. And how heat works. Ways to identify and avoid touching hot stoves.

But 99.99% of that will be ignored.

Until they touch the stove, scream in agony, and out of their own will and insight, re-stumble upon a thing that was said to them a dozen times. But now they are seeing it with fresh eyes.

Even then, they'll understand 20% and fill in the rest with some batshit theory of their own. Which is a vast improvement!

#gamedev

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.

Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.

Everyone: Okay.

Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

Gerontocracy has failed us. Let us kill it with fire and not look back.

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Everyone: Let's use this worldwide communication network to download all the movies and TV show we could ever want.
Hollywood Execs: But that would be piracy!
Everyone: So what?
Hollywood: If you pirate these movies, the people that make them won't get paid for doing so.
Everyone: So if we get the movies through you, they will get paid?
Hollywood:
Hollywood: I never said that.

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