Meredith Matthews @braindouche@qoto.org

The game should be called Chitter.
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RT @TNThusky
ACTUAL game idea tho: a horror game where you can't see the monster, but have to rely on a cat who can. https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1623906151413977088
https://twitter.com/TNThusky/status/1624110374931861505

I realize that complaining about the lack of functional pockets in women's clothing is so last month, but Jesus H. Bricklaying Christ On A Skateboard I just discovered a company that makes underwear with functional pockets for men. UNDERWEAR.

This just isn't funny anymore.

This book is a visual metaphor for my entire career as a front end developer who works almost exclusively in legacy codebases.
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RT @paulrpotts
I guess this book must be print on demand now. The pages look OK, but I was startled that the cover was so badly misaligned, but no one decided it didn’t meet their quality standards.
https://twitter.com/paulrpotts/status/1623172978669236224

Maybe "the plygs are not ok" or "that is not the problem" as in, the plural marriage is not the problem with polygamy

My next hit podcast idea: a Sister Wives watchalong and review featuring three or four queer poly perverts and moderate amounts of wine. I still don't have a clever name for it. If you steal this idea THANK ME WITH WINE

The funniest thing about the minor earthquake in buffalo this morning is that the most common initial reaction was "I thought someone drove a car into my house". This is funny because buffalo is the world capital of people driving their car into your fucking house.

So today I learned that the web component shadow dom totally encapsulates all your styles except for all the different holes into which your global styles can leak. This has always been a global cascade stan account but it still seems counterintuitive to me.

I'm begging you to play another game, TikTok lady
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RT @seungylee14
gm to the tiktok lady who said the myth of Sisyphus is about the value of having a good daily routine and that Sisyphus is happy because he is getting more swole every time he pushes the boulder up. my brain gets hot like an old laptop thinking about it
https://twitter.com/seungylee14/status/1620451665240522753

I think they're forgetting those cats that sat on the Vitamix.
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RT @JUNlPER
used to be everyone knew grumpycat, lil bub, burger, keyboard cat, longcat. now? who knows, we don’t have universally culturally relevant cats these days
https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1620266528909451264

The more typescript discourse I read, the more I come to believe there is a "step on me Mommy" school of thought in programming. Masochistic Epistemology: whatever hurts is true.

Can someone please explain to me what the absolute entire fuck is the deal with Tailwind CSS? It looks like a utility library for people who hate css that somehow went from a beta release directly into a culture war.

I drive like a little old lady and I invite you to die mad about it.