🎓 Doc Freemo 🇳🇱 @freemo@qoto.org

Why is this cat posing like someone on OnlyFans trying to sell feet pics?

Woman: Women should be allowed to show their breasts in public if they're breast feeding.

Me: I agree, I am a big supporter of women being able to show their breasts in any situation, regardless of if another person is sucking on them or not.

Woman: ::stares at me:: What?

Me: You heard me.

Just a reminder, your average factory worker today can buy a pound of butter with only 20 minutes of labor, compared to only 100 years ago and that same amount of food would have taken 3 hours of labor to earn.

I feel like DICtionary is sexist. Why isnt it valled a Vagitionary?

Rewatching Xena Warrior Princess and I totally forgot about the anachronisms used for comedic effect "He reminds me of a used chariot salesman" lol.

Well I decided to buy a 1TB sd card i found on amazon for 20$... taking bets on if it is a scam device or not...

Man what is going over on facebook.... The past 2 weeks every comment I leave on random posts (usually groups i dont follow) wind up getting 1K to 5K likes.

I wonder if the algorithm finally figured out i was loosing interest...

@trinsec

After playing with it for just an hour i can say its great. responsive, clean ui, good fast refresh (you can even watch movies on it)...

Color is noticably muted but i knew that was a short coming going in. Overall im pretty happy. Only thing that remains to be seen is the battery life. But from what i read online its a solid 2+ days without backlight so im feeling hopreful

Shout out to that time recently a cop shot at an empty car thinking a person was in cause he was startled by loud noise.

The car must have been black.

The Chessnut board I bought on kickstarter quite a few months ago finally arrives this wednesday and it looks super cool I cant wait.

Plus today sometime my new color e=ink tablet arrives... An exciting week for tech toys!

I feel like all pizza resteraunts need to be parlors...like pizza existing automatically makes any room it is made n a parlor... pizza parlors all the way!

Is this a scam? I feel like a 1TB SD card for 20 bucks must be a scam? Yet the reviews are all good AND there are lots of cards not that much more expensive...

Can we rreally buy a 1tb this small and this cheap now?

Ya know how people look back and describe the crazy hair and style of the 60s.... in 50+ years we are going to have to explain all of this fucking bull shit ::gestures at everything::... I cant believe I will need to explain this bull shit one day.

Ahh i remember this book well, it is required reading in high school.

Cops will say with a perfectly straight face "You are being arrested for resisting arrest"... lawl

If Jack Black's beard gets any bigger he is going to have to quit acting and become a System Admin!

I never understood how cereal killers even exist. You cant even kill something if it isnt alive. I never met any brand of cereal you could kill!