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Why are people always sick and tired, but you never hear people who are tired and sick.

finally finished uploading my 750 or so ebooks to my e-paper tablet.. The hard part was going through and categorizing all of them. Cool to see though after a full day of constant use it is only at half battery. That includes with the backlight and wifi on.

Why is this cat posing like someone on OnlyFans trying to sell feet pics?

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Congratulations, Mastodon, you've made it through another work week, have a cat picture, as a treat

Woman: Women should be allowed to show their breasts in public if they're breast feeding.

Me: I agree, I am a big supporter of women being able to show their breasts in any situation, regardless of if another person is sucking on them or not.

Woman: ::stares at me:: What?

Me: You heard me.

Just a reminder, your average factory worker today can buy a pound of butter with only 20 minutes of labor, compared to only 100 years ago and that same amount of food would have taken 3 hours of labor to earn.

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@jaelisp a pound of butter in early 1900 was 70 cents. Your typical blue collar (factory) worker at that time made 25c an hour. So would take about...

I feel like DICtionary is sexist. Why isnt it valled a Vagitionary?

Rewatching Xena Warrior Princess and I totally forgot about the anachronisms used for comedic effect "He reminds me of a used chariot salesman" lol.

Well I decided to buy a 1TB sd card i found on amazon for 20$... taking bets on if it is a scam device or not...

Man what is going over on facebook.... The past 2 weeks every comment I leave on random posts (usually groups i dont follow) wind up getting 1K to 5K likes.

I wonder if the algorithm finally figured out i was loosing interest...

@trinsec

After playing with it for just an hour i can say its great. responsive, clean ui, good fast refresh (you can even watch movies on it)...

Color is noticably muted but i knew that was a short coming going in. Overall im pretty happy. Only thing that remains to be seen is the battery life. But from what i read online its a solid 2+ days without backlight so im feeling hopreful

Shout out to that time recently a cop shot at an empty car thinking a person was in cause he was startled by loud noise.

The car must have been black.

@freemo Don't trust the reviews on Amazon. Recently had a seller sue me to take down a bad review. Amazon didn't give a shit.

So, they're openly allowing their reviews to be gamed by litigious scammers now.

The Chessnut board I bought on kickstarter quite a few months ago finally arrives this wednesday and it looks super cool I cant wait.

Plus today sometime my new color e=ink tablet arrives... An exciting week for tech toys!

I feel like all pizza resteraunts need to be parlors...like pizza existing automatically makes any room it is made n a parlor... pizza parlors all the way!

Is this a scam? I feel like a 1TB SD card for 20 bucks must be a scam? Yet the reviews are all good AND there are lots of cards not that much more expensive...

Can we rreally buy a 1tb this small and this cheap now?

Ya know how people look back and describe the crazy hair and style of the 60s.... in 50+ years we are going to have to explain all of this fucking bull shit ::gestures at everything::... I cant believe I will need to explain this bull shit one day.

Ahh i remember this book well, it is required reading in high school.

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Cops will say with a perfectly straight face "You are being arrested for resisting arrest"... lawl

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