Harold Asmis @hasmis@qoto.org

#physics #weather **A perfect Alberta clipper** It's unusual to see the air flow so perfectly from the NW. The Arctic is starting another heavy cold flow through the Bering Str. This should push storms back to California.

#physics #weather **Europe blocks warm air** This is cute. The warm air from Africa is turning at Italy. The Siberian air keeps pouring in.

Ha, forgot this. More coffee!

**Podium Design** I don't know, but that has to be the worst design for podiums ever....

**Pro Fun** Hey, Mr. Rich Guy, try this out, so we don't have to....

#weather #physics **50 below air headed for Europe and Toronto** The MIMIC shows us a standard winter pattern. The cold is blowing away the warmth. However, a huge collision (perfect storm) is setting up for Toronto.
Europe is a mess of winds, but the 50 below stuff is creeping in.

*This cat is dead!**

Whew! The **Kiss of Death**

#physics #weather **Too cold for euro-football** In Canada, we don't have this problem. Right now, the full Siberian -60 air is flowing over Europe. Ground heaters don't work at -60 :)

**Tesla breaks in two** I just think this is symbolic somehow....

#physics #weather #canada **Canada gets cold blobs** These are now following last year's pattern. Progressively colder blobs coming down on us. They sweep the US, as well. The mimic gif shows the speed, and the static minimum temps show the severity.
I'm just sticking to Canada right now, Europe can have the influencers. :)

**Madonna tickets at $6K** The normal routine is to set a 'social' price of 20 bucks, then rig the system so that 'certified resellers' get them all. For these guys, like TS, they should just set all prices at $6000 each, then cut the prices every day. You wouldn't destroy the Internet that way. :) I'm glad I'm too old for concerts, although if the real 'skinny Elvis' showed up, I might be tempted.

#physics #weather **La Nina Forever** I think someone tried to stop the tides once. It didn't work out for him. The first picture is the usual fluff. The second is the ocean temps that haven't changed for a year. The third is the latest ocean current gif, which hasn't changed for a year. Someday, the influencers may 'ghost' this whole La Nina thing, and the poor Australians will be sucker-punched. :)

**Beyond the Stupidity Defence** This is the "Buffoon Defence" As in 'Just because I'm waving a loaded gun around, doesn't mean anybody thinks I'll fire it". This is fairly close to an insanity plea.

#physics #weather **Siberian air finally hits Europe** That cold air has been stopped many times by ocean plumes. Also, most of the plumes have been stopped in the Arctic, except for one from Siberia, which is pushing a cold-air blob to Toronto. Once all the plumes have stopped, it looks like the Arctic cool pool will start filling up again.

#physics #weather **Empty Arctic gets attacked by sharks** The pattern this year has been for the Arctic to fill, like a pool, with extremely cold air, and then spill it all out in high-velocity channels. Now it is empty, and all the plumes are coming in. We don't know if it will start the filling process again.

**Madonna goes on tour, doesn't destroy the world** Unlike *some* people we know.

**Ukrainians get full Nato kit** And a full sound system! Ok, cut the crap, this is a full Nato operation, sans the jets, and nuclear artillery shells. :) Poots has started a massive production of conventional weapons, which were languishing before, because we couldn't get such cute photos. :)

**Musk goes for the 'Stupidity Defense'** This always works for old white males, but never for the females. And that young bitcoin guy is using it too, but no chance.

#physics **Poop Cabbage** Physics tells us that the root membranes are effectively 'Reverse Osmosis Filters' Nothing gets by them. At our cottage (summer hut) we have a compost toilet and all the compost goes to growing 'Poop Potatoes'. I have this huge thermal compost bin in the back and it's hot even in the winter. I put all the dog poop in it. However, I also put in Miraclegro for the nitrogen. The physics error in the article is that there is not enough natural fixed nitrogen in the world to feed us.