LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@qoto.org

@garyackerman

Because they're an overpriced commodity in a market capable of supporting a cast horizon of fruitful competition?

@garyackerman

Out with the old,

In with the innovation.

Progress, not perfection.

@garyackerman
People are as biased as there are bodies in the world.

Motivations may align, but never overlap. That's called a parallel trajectory. When motivations cross, that's when a terminal endpoint can occur.

No-one wants to end up terminal.

@dysonlogos

Imagine a fierce, deadly and overwhelmingly invasive carnivorous species that has a distinctive feature of googly eyes that aesthetically off puts how sinister, merciless and damning their presence is.

@tzarfenix @goose @BrianBinh puddard

He makes too much pudding. If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

#nowplaying

Welcome to the Internet (Hazbin Hotel) - Alastor's Ver. [INSIDE]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Drkv9gbXDI

Original::
Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham (from "Inside" -- ALBUM OUT NOW)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

#welcomeToTheInternet
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet

Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore

See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this

Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do

Now look at you, oh

Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand

Hahaha
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time

@nyx @eris
I have a PHD in zero-fucks

@eris

Haven't heard of the trans-jew-continental rail-road?

@tzarfenix @BrianBinh
Wiz-ard
Cow-ard
Bole-ard
.....?
Hack-ard
Shit-ard
Whor-ard
Politi-ard
Dumb-ard
Skimp-ard
...?

Cute girl flirted with me in the workplace. Uh oh.

@jadedctrl @GNUxeava
Need to reload my coolant.cpp

@shibao
I heard u like plans

So I got plans for your plans

@lorihc

Tesla drivers have been auto driving. I wouldn't trust a Tesla with a 2 blok pole as a pedestrian.

At the current rate, Teslas will kill more bicyclists than regular hit n runs.

Piece of advice as a biker- put Air Tags somewhere in/on the frame of your bike- not in the seat or tires.

@shibao

#3goodthings
-wrote several pages in my journal
-watched #QueenOfTheDamned
-played #cyberpunk2077