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@selzero @fkamiah17

Just start a panzi scheme.

1) take on student debt
2) school sells debt to new loan company
3) tell loan company the military will pay for it, but needs to be signed over immediately
4) have recruiter sign paper without full realization
5) get removed from service for some discriminatory rule that doesn't really apply to you

Wait, that's not entirely an panzi scheme...

Israel war 

@dnavinci @selzero @fkamiah17 @Woodswalked
@andricat@toot.cat

"Whoopsie, I made an oopsie!"
>> Fast forward to after conflict
"It was all a mistake, a big misunderstanding!"

@Tim_Eagon

Could make the lunchbox out of ice and carve her name in it, along with "icebox".

Throw in some hot ice for dramatic effect, if she's safe with it.

@Tim_Eagon

Snow cones for lunch?

Ice cream for dinner?

Ice cubes for snack?

@shibao

I would buy a case if I could. It's better for your breath than Altoids after drinking 3 lots of coffee

@shibao
That's legit!!! Better than their matcha and almond releases!!!

@icedquinn

Maga is tacky in general. Stop preaching what you want, and actually do it. Too many people talk but aren't real enough to act.

@Tim_Eagon

Buying cheese pizza allows you a base to present the most picky of eaters, that also allows you to entertain the toppings of the most extravagant.

Prepping food early only means you don't have to cook later. If they wanted something special, they should have said so sooner. Otherwise, be happy to have handmade food on the table made especially for them.

I'm so bored reading the secrets of the universe, that I open ReadMe's for the jokes.

@freeschool

I use and see many still do.

Old tech is harder to hack on a immediate circumstantial basis, but is also harder to actively access portably.
New tech is the inverse of that, two sides of the same coin, which people usually dismiss the latter for the reason of ease of use being the best choice.

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