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@barefootstache @ambulocetus
That joke's so old, it forgets why people are laughing.

inside job 

@shibao
Lefty loosie marries righty tighty?

@peterdrake
It's called trends :rick:

They're unoriginal and saturate the market with competition until nothing meaningful to civilization succeeds.

Going against the trends makes you am outcast, Morty- but you can use that to your advantage... :rickdrink:

See, while everyone else is having a bloodfeud trying to one-up each other on who's imaginary :picklerick: is bigger, you'll be on top doing your own original idea and monopolizing the market! :rickwhoah:

:mortyderp: B-but Rick, I thought monopolies we're bad- they ruin capitalism and stuff... Right? :morty:

:rickuh: Morty, Morty, Morty... That kind of thinking is why you've never sued me for my proof of concept blockchain money I've yet to have A.I. copy-paste together for me! :sticker_prick:

I just accidentally flashed my neighbor. This will be momentarily awkward when we go out for drinks later.

It's days before Thanksgiving and I feel like a ham.

@mushroom_soup
Am I the only one who at first glance thought it was Casper the friendly ghost?

@icedquinn
Sounds like something someone would say before they go and load another person's Google search history with CIA blacklist searches.

@icedquinn coloring books don't count Blobby, but they _are_ fun! :mortyeh:

@icedquinn
They're not even honest with themselves, why would you expect them to be genuine to others?

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