Miguel @miguel31416@qoto.org

There was a small door in the back of my fridge.

There it was, behind the expired cottage cheese and a box of leftovers. It looked to be oak; all six inches of it bore carvings of mountains and wildlife that seemed to morph slightly before my eyes.

I closed the fridge door.

I hadn't been day drinking. I'd run out of booze a week into self isolation.

I opened the fridge again.

"Well, let's see what's in there."

Best decision ever!

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

@Ruymotxo
A todos los amantes de los idiomas echad un vistazo a mi canal de Telegram de gramáticas en pdf

Gramáticas, diccionarios y manuales de todos los idiomas que se te pasen por la cabeza.
https://t.me/dondelenguas

@ecotejados @francistein @iulius

if anyone outhere still thinks the world is on our side, i would like to remind,that paytoilets exist
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Silla de lectura s.XVIII

Some strange, interesting and hilarious book dedication letters! #6

#funny

Ver "No todo va a ser follar - JAVIER KRAHE en la Sala Luz de Gas" en YouTube https://youtu.be/NIDi8HzJ2DA

Porta màscara
Respecta la distància de seguretat
Afilia't a un sindicat de classe i combatiu
Redistribuïm la riquessa
Combatem el patriarcat
Combatem el feixisme

#RecuperemElsCarrers

Taller de Python Resumen https://softlibre.com.ar/blog/2020/05/20/fin-del-taller-de-python-resumen/

-¿Cómo está la cosa más bonita del mundoooo?
-En pack de 6, enfriándose en la nevera.
-Te quiero más...

😍
Ver "Hermoti - Que Les Den (Parodia Mocasines Saltarines)" en YouTube https://youtu.be/7EktBrL8TiA

@Jdogg247 kitchen art
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"New Study Confirms Cats Can’t Spread COVID-19, But Would If Given Option"

"A new study out of the University of Washington has left local pet owners with mixed emotions after scientists confirmed that their beloved pet cats cannot spread the COVID-19 virus, but definitely would knowingly and willingly do so if given the option.

“While previous studies confirmed that felines are susceptible to contracting COVID-19, their species apparently suffers no ill effects and does not present a risk as a disease vector. That being said, those little fuckers definitely would infect each and every one of you if they could,” said UW infectious disease researcher Herbert Grant. "

http://theneedling.com/2020/05/16/new-study-confirms-cats-cant-spread-covid-19-but-would-if-given-option/

#satire
#cats #mastocats #catsofMastodon #meow #xp

Ya salió.

Quite enjoyable: https://audio.qoto.org/library/albums/7060/ 🎧