@arclight Oh god, can you imagine the sort of support requests if you exposed regex as a feature to the general consumer? 😳
@lippard ‘Spose.
PANNICK: Don't tell any easily disprovable lies. Don't tell any easily disprovable lies. Don't tell any easily disprovable lies. Don't tell any easily disprovable lies. Don't tell any easily disprovable lies.
BUMBLECUNT: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-partygate-inquiry-drinks-b2306473.html
@clacksee Good to see you guys enjoying our lovely weather. 👍
Johnson: Yes, you could totally have had drinks at work to say goodbye to coworkers, as I did, but you had better not have said goodbye to granny on her deathbed.
What an utterly fucking vile bastard he is.
UK Politics
I find it really bizarre that people in Parliament are pretending today that they take lying to Parliament seriously.
Politicians, especially (but not only) the current lot do it all the time.
Is this their way of trying to pretend that the lies Johnson told to Parliament were somehow unusual and that they're all good chaps really?
Scruffy McBumblecunt ++
@xtaldave We're gonna need more popcorn.
Scruffy McBumblecunt
@xtaldave That's the one.
Scruffy McBumblecunt
@xtaldave “huff, huff, political witch-hunt, Dominic Cummings, mandate, got brexit done, nobody told me I was a lying lawbreaker”. Repeat ad nauseam.
@xtaldave There are some rare gems up in Newington too, if you were willing to hazard the Neverending Roadworks™.
@admitsWrongIfProven It wasn’t in reply to anything; it was an observation of disgraced former PM Johnson’s pathetic attempt to avoid parliamentary scrutiny for breaking the law re Covid restrictions.
@statsguy Nailed it.
Key passage from Boris Johnson's attempts to pretend he didn't knowingly lie to Parliament
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