nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

Great. Cut myself shaving right under my nose. Now I’m having to sport a piece of tissue paper as I can’t find the styptic pencil and I look like a geriatric Hitler.

@rjblaskiewicz Truly groundbreaking. Ballbreaking. Something-breaking!

🪿

Judge Dredd comes to Alnwick.

“In total, 16 areas will conduct trials of either Immediate Justice or Hotspot Policing, with four police and crime commissioner jurisdictions - Northumbria, Cleveland, Derbyshire and Durham - trying out both.”

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rishi-sunak-essex-antisocial-behaviour-b2308797.html

@anarchic_teapot @xtaldave Totally this.

@rjblaskiewicz I have doughnuts. You should have doughnuts too.

This year, we are apparently growing cats. Again.

@coldwarsteve Disappointed that the registration isn’t BO 02 EUP.

Some countries: <bans TikTok from government devices>
China: *WAH* Censorship! Meanies!
Also China: <GREAT_FIREWALL.exe> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@xtaldave Hardly. They’ll just find some other imagined bogeyman to clutch their pearls about, same as it ever was.

@arclight Oh god, can you imagine the sort of support requests if you exposed regex as a feature to the general consumer? 😳

@lippard ‘Spose.

@zleap Local news for local people: https://www.scotsman.com/news/leith-docks-33-injured-after-research-ship-petrel-topples-over-in-terrifying-incident-in-dry-dock-4074521

@clacksee Good to see you guys enjoying our lovely weather. 👍

Johnson: Yes, you could totally have had drinks at work to say goodbye to coworkers, as I did, but you had better not have said goodbye to granny on her deathbed.

What an utterly fucking vile bastard he is.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2023/mar/22/boris-johnson-partygate-inquiry-privileges-committee-brexit-rishi-sunak-uk-politics-latest-news?page=with:block-641b1da68f0823818506b317#block-641b1da68f0823818506b317