nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org
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Physics geek, dev nerd, science fan. Esperantisto. Secularism, blasphemy & sarcasm. Evidence or STFU. Plant hater. Caveat lector. Enthusiastic cat and dog dad. RT≠︎👍 Slowly moving widdershins into #InfoSec
Joined Nov 2022
@neonbubble Wait… hasn’t Mother’s Day already happened‽
Note to self: It is now Friday.
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At this point, you have to doubt whether the Met find their own arseholes with both hands and a good map. #London
"Coronation: Royal fan held for 13 hours after being mistaken for protester"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65567316?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=KARANGA
@davep When isn’t it?
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Star Wars film pitch:
A garbled communication is intercepted from Yoda. A few locations and people can be made out, but no full sentences, except for one, right at the end:
"Nothing is what it seems to be"
Two young Jedis go on an epic quest to uncover the secrets and put a stop to whatever nefarious plans might be being hatched. Eventually the discover that there are no nefarious plans and nobody is doing anything untoward at all. They track down Yoda and tell him there was nothing to worry about. Yoda replies, "yes, told you I did".
@xtaldave It’s a fucking folding bike too.
Waiting for the inevitable news story that someone is shot in the USA for not tipping enough.
@admitsWrongIfProven It’s a mere accident of birth that he’s not a German politician (although more likely a German quack horticulturist, which is far, far closer to reality).
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~ Fun fact ~
There's a contest for all five of the Eurosenses!
* Eurovision is for original songs, of course
* Eurolfactory is for industrial design history trivia
* Europroprioception is for gymnastics
* Europrecognition is NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC WHO TOLD YOU WE EXIST, and
* Euroecholocation is for masked crime-fighting
@neonbubble I have bat envy. We don’t have enough trees around our garden to encourage them, and end up having to pop to a local lake or country park to make breaking out the bat detector worthwhile (it totally is though).
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WOOT!
The PARC historical file archive is on line!
https://computerhistory.org/blog/a-backup-of-historical-proportions
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Things must be bad if the UK economy is getting help from Project Quantum Leap. https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-names-sam-beckett-new-treasury-chief-economic-adviser-2023-05-10/
@xtaldave Damn, 5 miles east of where it deserves to strike…
@freemo safe*. Damn you autocorrect.
Actually, I was accidentally right the first time.
@freemo Stay sage fella!
- Location
- Totally Normal Island
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- $8chan (dead)
- https://twitter.com/nullifidian
Physics geek, dev nerd, science fan. Esperantisto. Secularism, blasphemy & sarcasm. Evidence or STFU. Plant hater. Caveat lector. Enthusiastic cat and dog dad. RT≠︎👍 Slowly moving widdershins into #InfoSec
Joined Nov 2022
