Peter Drake HAS MOVED @peterdrake@qoto.org

@KarenStrickholm That does sound redundant, unless it's someone you don't follow.

@MissingThePt Biden: *walks into convenience store with a handgun he obviously just borrowed from one of the Secret Service agents standing behind him* This is a stick-up. No joke. Hand over your simoleons. I'm not messin' around here.

Clerk:

Biden: *gestures at pornographic magazine* That reminds me of the time...

Jill: *puts hand on his shoulder, shakes her head*

Biden: *sighs* Throw in all your lottery tickets and some hooch.

@futurebird ... and he's totally a flight risk. If they tell him, "eight years, report next week", he'll fly to Scotland and declare himself President in Exile.

@futurebird What they mustn't do is give him just a little prison time. A month starting now would might win him the election.

... or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the only people buying his "help, help, I'm being repressed" line are cultists who will definitely vote for him anyway. Maybe the inability to campaign would let people slow down and think about what he's done.

@trinsec I do, but it's hard to know because nobody would do it with anyone else around.

@anon_opin You're just saying that because your vehicle is slowly submerging.

@Ellen ... and we call porpoises purples.

@JoeGrowling Snooooooot