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That moment when you are taking a shower and the drain clogs and the water backs up and gets cloudy from soap and shampoo and "something touches your foot"...

Why is day sleeping so much better than night sleeping?

HOW ABOUT DEM ! 🐬🐬🐬
While I am very happy for the 3-0 start AND the amazing performance they put on today, I won't really get hopeful until we are 9-0.


Tua Tagovailoa came within 7 yards of 's record in week 1 passing yards.

Techbros: self driving cars are inevitable!

Also techbros: prove you are human by performing a task that computers can’t do, like identifying traffic lights.

Rufus is sleeping the sleep of the dead. I scratch his butt, no reaction. I leave the room, no reaction. I kick his tail on the way back to my chair, no reaction. But god forbid I open my breakfast...


Rufus: I wanna go outside.
Me: No, it's raining.
Rufus: I wanna go outside.
Me: No, it's raining.
Rufus: I wanna go outside.
Me: No, it's raining.
Rufus: I wanna go outside.
Me: (giving in) FINE!
*OPENS DOOR*
Rufus: (looks at me) ...why would you try to make me go out there???

Spoiler for Strange New Worlds Finale 

A FUCKING CLIFHANGGER?????

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