DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

Formally apologizing to the gamer community for referring to the pokemon known as “Ditto” as “that mostly digested pikachu motherfucker”.

Note to self: never eat food while wearing clothes...

A poignant point.

Damn truth...

Jus realized I miss the server hitting its 2,000 user mark. I was sick for so long we overshot by almost 200 users. I guess now alll there is left to do is wait until the 3,000 mark celebration :)

#QOTO

Hey everyone I'm back. I was bed ridden for a bit without my security key (left it at home). Sorry for disapearing but im back!

Q: Which tool for #nodejs is ignored way too often by developers?
A: NVM 😜
#programmerhumor

good shabos friends i love ye

shabos is soon so i cannot set up my new account till tomorrow night, but this seems like a good place to bask in the warmth of you lovely cryptids

A lazy Saturday morning, with croissants and sausages for breakfast. We seem to have run out of jam, so we're doing croissants with various sorts of marmalade.

It's short notice, but Recurse Center is giving out $10,000 fellowships for women to participate in the next batch. This is a huge and great opportunity! RC has been extremely significant in my development as a programmer and it's a wonderful community. I'm happy to answer any questions if you have them! https://www.recurse.com/blog/145-fellowships-for-women-working-on-open-source-programming-projects-research-and-art

No goddamn kangaroo parliament is gonna tell me to release my encryption keys!!!

For this #ff, I offer some of our rarest Cryptids who are either dormant or infrequent posters. The cruel irony is that they are the primus inter pares of Cryptids in terms of creativity:

@crookmother, an ancient, ancient witch.
@hungry all-devouring, all-consuming delight.
@lincoln1988 an employee in hell.
@chupacabra watch out!!
@500_Internal_Server_Error a system.
@fidgety one of our eldest members.
@moneygoblin memes + libreoffice calc

Give them a follow and traverse our archives.

Global warming will happen faster than we think: -Three trends — rising emissions, declining air pollution and natural climate cycles — will combine over the next 20 years to make climate change faster and more furious than anticipated." https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-07586-5

This is neat, but studies with the thousands of floater monitors have show that ocean surface temperature cannot exceed 30c, before wild convection cools it.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/hot-low-oxygen-water-blamed-for-ancient-mass-extinction-1.4207692

Following a living polymerisation by NMR. I've done plenty of these before, but there's still something slightly magical about watching the signal for the monomer shrink in real time as the polymer grows (time increases from bottom to top)