Reach for the Stars @antares@qoto.org

"waah waaah mastodon is slow and glitchy sometimes, how can you bear it"

bitch I grew up with dial up. I scrolled endlessly through the hampster dance, half the jpegs broken. I spent an hour looking for and downloading a simple mp3. I waited my 54 minutes to continue watching a ropey stream of true blood with unsynced audio. I still use tumblr. you are like tiny baby

It took more time than I'd like, but I managed to block all of Twitter and Meta's servers in my hosts file.

Best to nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Please remember during the holiday season that the elf on the shelf not only creates your child's first paranoid surveillance system but also invites the fair folk into your HOUSE, what are you THINKING

Just when it seems the news couldn’t get any worse, they discover 4,000 new pages of #Hegel.

It's been one month since you-know-who bought you-know-what, so a lot of people are approaching their one month anniversary on Mastodon (and maybe other parts of the Fediverse, but newcomers seem to start out on Masto).

If it's your anniversary I suggest you post with the hashtag #MastoMonth and tell us about your experience.

What do you love? What do you hate? What do you still not understand? Share your story and ask questions!

And... happy #Fediversary!

I'm trying to figure out which phone to buy to replace my old Samsung Galaxy A3 with. Android 8, woefully lacking in storage space, and falling apart. Yeah, definitely needs replacing.

So I've been looking around. Glanced at the S20 FE and A33, both suggested by people I know. Then glanced over at the A53, even debated A52, but either they're too pricy or there's something not quite right in the reviews I've read that makes me hesistant to throw a lot of money at it.

I am still of the opinion that phones shouldn't be expensive. 200-ish euro should be fine enough.

I'm so tempted to just go eff it and buy an A13 4G instead. 175 euro, seems still sane, and the phone is in every aspect an improvement on my old A3 that I've managed to use for almost 5 years now. :P

I really will need to make a decision by tomorrow when it's Cyber Frigging Monday. I am hugely disappointed at the 'discounts' given so far around here.
#Phone #Mobile #Samsung

Good morning! A post just rolled across my fedi-timeline saying not to post about politics on Mastodon, so I'm here to remind you that:

1 "politics" refers to decision-making about how to live together in groups
2 choosing to not participate in political discussion is saying you support the status quo, and is a political stance
3 abstaining from politics because you feel safe from its impacts is a privilege and a choice to abandon your more vulnerable neighbours

I hate how copyright law means "create a playlist of all the songs that a famous session musician played on" is 20 minutes of clicking, while releasing those same songs as an album would require Treaty of Versailles quantities of lawyers, guns, and money

You walk away from the christmas tree for 5 minutes and this happens…

Dentist: So, do you floss?
Me: Do you use a unique password for every account?

This year I learned Minkowski sums work nicely on convex polygons as well as segments.
Like a simple example, the sum of this triangle and segment is a 3D prism if nonplanar, or a pentagon if coplanar. The pentagon has 5 edges, 2 edges of the triangle, and 2 edges as two sides of the segment (or digon).
A trivial property is the sum of equilateral polygons is a new equilateral one. As well, the "internal sums" define multiple convex dissection of the perimeter polygon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minkowski_addition