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@lucifargundam The Donner Party has entered that chat. 🍗 🍖

@publius Every presidents #birthday should be a holiday! 🍻 🍷 🌿

@Kelly_NAproducR Stolen #elections have consequences! 📜

@fluffy It's expensive getting #spacelasers into Geosynchronous orbit! #pewpew 🔫

@Marisa Maids are cheaper than #therapy. #solvingproblems 🧜‍♀️

@johndolph Whoa, a black out in Texas and he wasn't killed by #police!

@Sternrage Annual 700 billion dollar sitting #ducks. Oh no, we are #doomed!

@johndolph 0% mortality rate. More people died of lighting strikes that day.

The needs of the #me outweigh the needs of the #many. #ancient #americanpatriot #proverb 🇺🇸 🦅 🍟

@marathon As long as we don't make a #duckbilledplatypus, I'm sure everything will turn out great!

@arzachel Anyone who #dies from a #vaccine was going to die at some point anyhow.

@EMPEROR Wouldn't you need to find one to #boycott?

@wion@writing.exchange Buried the #lede . 5000 years of bottled beer on the wall, 5000 years of bottled #beer. Take one down and damn, that is a shitton of #beer. ⌛ 🏪 🍻

@graf They should've invested in snow powered #solar panels. #poorplanning 🌨️ ☀️

@dcexaminer Certainly warms the cock elves.

@hj @shpuld Not one of them able to self #pleasure without causing some form of damage. #papercut being the worst! 📜 🥩

@mur2501 On the #brightside , he wasn't driving at the time. 🚗 🏏 💥

@freemo @funny Just one? #amateur 👨‍👧‍👧

@Beznell Is this open book?

After they solve this so called #covıd issue, they can make the #nascar races indoors to resolve that #weather issue! #solvingproblems 🏎️ 🏰