A jewish friend tried to lie to me today and tell me santa doesnt exist... WHO EATS THE COOKIES AND MILK!!!! He clearly had no idea what he was talking about... Even norad tracks him!
@freemo What's a norad?
@trinsec North American Aerospace Defense Command .. the guys who track actual military airspace. They are the only people with the radar tech to track something as small as santa.
@freemo
How did something with an abbreviation of NAADC become a norad? 👀
Not that I knew what an NAADC would've been to begin with.
@trinsec NORth American aerospace Defense .... DUH
@freemo You're like those people who sees confirmation of Half-Life 3 in everything.
@trinsec I think those are just called smart people.
@freemo That's what non-smart people would say!
@freemo Keep up the faith!
@freemo he drinks sherry over here. After a few tens of million sherries and mince pies he is 100000000% over the drink drive limit.
@peterwhisker @freemo I think that started only after he got Rudolf to drive the sleigh for him.
@freemo A kid told my daughter that at school, and she said back to him "oh yeah, you think the parents could make all those toys? No way."