🎓 Doc Freemo 🇳🇱 @freemo@qoto.org

@billchen2k Hey there, great to have you. Hit me up anytime if you want to chat.

@stux

No, crabs have three types of appendages:

The flippy-floppies
The snippy-snappies
The ticky-tackies

please use proper technical terms in the future such as the above.

Me: "Oh look, a dumpster fire. Ya know what this could use? Some gasoline!"

#NoRegrets

@stux Actually picture of me trying to explain to people how big my dick is.

@trinsec yea brave does that too. The only problem is if its a ding and you dont have your browser on the screen it is easy to miss.

LOL every god damn time!

@funny

@realcaseyrollins To be safe during COVID means you need to wash your hands often. That means washing your hands is now a political issue. Therefore expect conservatives to never own another bar of soap and literally pick up their dogs shit right before eating a sandwich. Likewise expect liberals to wear 6 layers of gloves and every time they touch something remove one outer layer every time obsessively.

Meanwhile you are over here just like "dude I literally got poo on my fingers, I think I should wash my hands" and everyone will laugh at you for being a sheep.

@realcaseyrollins Good, I also advise you use hand sanitizer if you touched any of the surfaces. Also dont touch your eyes :)

@nekobit I suppose my posts are less shitty to some than others. My intent was to make them as shitty as possible, but hey if you dont find them to be shit, cool. Disturbing, but cool.

@nekobit Oh thank god, I was so scared there for a minute. Good to know I can safely go back to shitposting without fear of FSE blocking me.

@pomstan@срёт.онлайн

Yes it is, glad you could pick it up. Great minds think alike.

@nekobit

@nekobit The unhealthy ones are the funnest. As they say, the darker the berry the sweeter the juice.

@nekobit

Oh no, your whole server will block me!? How could I ever sleep at night knowing FSE had me on block. ::cryings:: please dont block me. I'll be good!

@pomstan@срёт.онлайн It would seem so since you think I am upset when ive spent the whole morning laughing out loud with a huge smile on my face.

Like you said if this didnt bring me great joy and elation then why would I not just block the domain? This is entertainment gold!

@nekobit

If you want to comment on my remarks about P in a totally seperate thread go for it. Despite the fact this post isnt about P so its just noise here.

Why would I block a domain that provides so much entertainment. Its like when people used to go to freak shows to make fun of people with deformities but without the bad karma.

Its one of the few places I can mock a bunch of wannabe nazis without getting into a moral dilemma. Though to be fair there are always the rare few people from FSE that are ok people.

@nekobit I never even mentioned P in this post.. You got P's dick so far down your throat you hallucinating him everywhere.

@realcaseyrollins Alex Jones is the greatest shit poster who ever lived. Sadly, he doesnt even realize he is shitposting.

@kerosene Your rebuttal is so articulate and well phrased I have to concede my point. You are totally correct