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@achso
Yea i mean its just 3 weeks out of my life lost. I got 3 months in egypt

Well I fractured my leg not even a week into my egypt trip. Ffffuuunnnnn

@freemo Before the internet? That's been a long time, I even forgot the name of my Nglish teacher

@trinsec
Sure, except for aome minor details. Instead of coke its sparkling water, and instead of snorting im drinking. And instead of a hooker its a really confused old lady by the pool. Same diff.

@trinsec
Thats ok, St. Freemos celebrations are more awesome anyway. I bet st pancake wasnt doing lines of coke off a hookers titty on his birthday. All he has is lame pancakes.

@trinsec
I beleive what you mean is if st. Panokek was born on the 30th he could have celebrated my birthday with pancakes...

@trinsec
I dont usually even remember its my birthday until the day of :)

THe smell of ketchup makes me think of outdoor pools

@freemo wait, is it rlly ur bdayy!? omg happy birthdayyy

Just a reminder, today is my birthday and Cardano is a perfectly acceptable gift ;)

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