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Ahh i remember this book well, it is required reading in high school.

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Cops will say with a perfectly straight face "You are being arrested for resisting arrest"... lawl

If Jack Black's beard gets any bigger he is going to have to quit acting and become a System Admin!

I never understood how cereal killers even exist. You cant even kill something if it isnt alive. I never met any brand of cereal you could kill!

Shout out to that time in 5th grade I was told I was going to meet Tim Allen and when I finally did I was disapointed it was the astronaut and not the TV star...

I can only imagine the guys reaction to see a kid unimpressed by the fact that he had literally been in space.

Just a reminder, bees spend all day eating pollen just to go home and spend the evening puking into the walls of their home.

That is all, carry on.

Just bought a color e-ink tablet.. It was between that and a remarkable 2... just couldnt accept the price on a remarkable with a non-android non-open firmware

Remember a vote for third party is avote for ::checks notes:: whoever you dont want to win apparently.

Funny how it changes based on whoever will convince you most to support a 2-party system. Nah the most important vote is one against a 2-party system.

@freemo This is from Wonder Showzen, two seasons of the most offensive and fucked up stuff that TV would permit to be broadcasted. Season one was great, season two meh.

80s TV logic: No matter how far someone falls from, even a plane, they will be perfectly fine as long as someone catches them.

I wonder if liberals realize the only reason Trump is likely to be on the presidential ballot again is because they spent the last 4 years talking about an irrelevant asshat and ensuring he remained relevant and a talking point this long.

The thing is, I have no doubt biden knew, because up against almost anyone other than Trump he would have lost hands down. He almost needs Trump to win the primaries for him to even have a chance. After all he built his whole career on being marginally more appealing than Trump.

My friend has a daughter and if you ask her "What religion are you?" She answers "Jewish and Christmas"... so cute.

Talking about French language 

@freemo It's purposefully made this way. French used to be an inclusive and much simpler language, but the issue with having white dudes with huge ego and an hypocritically elitist-mindset running the country for centuries, that's pretty much what we get. That's mostly because of how wrongfully interpreted our old literature is. We have a bunch of memes showing the difference between the meaning of books, poems and theater scripts given by "scholars" and the meaning theorized by actual book writers and historians.

But that's a whole debate that could go on for ages, even french people don't know what they want. Sometimes, there are people debating for weeks about whether we should remove a letter from a word or not, some people arguing that it would make the word easier to learn for people who aren't native speakers as well as making it more easily understandable, while others would argue that it's "denaturing our language" (which is such a dumb take, knowing that the whole purpose of a language is to help people communicate as well as being adapted to usages in society and better convey whatever idea or emotion has to be exchanged, explained or formulated in order for people to understand each other).

Brits are the only ones who will go "its not odor it is odour" and sound fancy as hell

Please favor and boost. Let show that love can overcome hate and ignorance.

I am certain that 100% of people under 40 who know the meaning of the word loquacious only know it because they watched Harry Potter.

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