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@shibao
You need to slow down and go into slomo mode when working with chown/chmod/rm-rf.

@sergeantcat
Can't get pregnant if there's only blanks in the cylinder.

<<I'm pregnant!
>>WTF you cheated on me?!
<<No, I would never- it's yours!
>>You lieing b****, I had a vasectomy!
<<Oh. Shit.

This happened In Jerry Springer.

re: :blobcathammer: 

@freemo @shibao @icedquinn
Time to keep an ear out for angry mobs... Meanwhile I'll probably be eating pizza tonight while tuning my Necro in my group RP.

@freemo @trinsec
Yeah, because the icon disappears as soon as th sound is gone. Perhaps someone should make a addon to signify which tab/site had the latest ding?

@evelyn
Over here in the worst parts of each state where people have to be concerned about the homeless people's activity- people have to remove the seats and front tires of their bikes to deter bike theft.

Why?
Taking the seat means they would have to peddle without sitting- something most will not want to do. Taking the front wheel keeps it from getting stolen,- which is easier to do than the rear- and makes it less of a target than a bike that can be ridden away.

It's very common for homeless people in the US to have tools on-hand.

@__pando__
It's called perpetual rendering. It's a theory, but not testable unless you can break for the 4th wall- and many have tried.

@__pando__
It feels like a wet towel that air-dried wrong and has become stiff and wrinkled. It's hoped that sometime soon it'll become more like a silk sheet- but there is a long ways to be go before then.

@icedquinn @shibao @karolat
What do you drink and how?

Black? Cream? sugar? Yuban? Folger's? Seattle's Best?

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