LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@qoto.org

@icedquinn
Are you tired of nice people?

@shibao

How about this?

This just in:::

Someone in the eastern hemisphere attempted cold fusion using salt...

But created an ice cream machine instead.

@shibao

Proof of whiteness:: mayo is considered spicy

<------ eats Carolina Reaper regularly

Something's amiss here...

@lewdthewides @allison

At least I still have my irc safe and sound

@gdinwiddie @lowqualityfacts
I thought hamsters were stored near the hamstrings...

@lanodan @niconiconi
Unfortunately, Lamps sometimes come with Unused Packages

@brouhaha @niconiconi

>> ... solar mass of hydrogen...

<< "So use Hotmail?"

@niconiconi
Wow, you really did Impress me with this one.

@lanodan @niconiconi
Seems like they just Stack up without ever being configured.

@freemo @admitsWrongIfProven

And for the record I still consider myself on talking terms with both of you despite your mutual differences. It's ok to disagree.

@wiredfire

@fortune

And remember to use your hand/finger signals!

@niconeko

Do a barrel roll?

@peterdrake

Great an easy/cheap idea- but still leaves discretion to the photographer to comply with the request.

@freemo @TruthSandwich

War of future -past

@freemo @lizzard

I'm assuming San Francisco. Would first check the Haight Ashbury district where that homeless guy had a stockpile of firearms in the back of his truck and the nearby park.

@niconiconi

What would you consider gaslighting debugging?

@garyackerman

Indoctrination starts when the pages end.

He who cannot think for himself, cannot give thought to others.

The best teachers are those who consider themselves perpetual students.