LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@qoto.org

@fmneto
You've wasted x amount of invaluable resources on this planet that will never come back into it's original form. Never. This inconvenience is significantly troublesome to a specific audience I cannot explicitly fingerprint at the current status of the timeline due to my disregard of any concerns of theirs.

Carry on.

@lebronjames75
Deck the halls

@matthewrbroome
Nice pillow you have there.

Books look somewhat interesting. Penny for your thoughts?

@War_Kittens
10/10 would NOT recommend Google 2FA

@yes
Now I'm wishing it was Monday... Thanks.

@valleyforge
You're starting to meddle with forces not meant for you...

@yes

"Ffffffffffffffffffff!!---friday. It's Friday. I know it's Friday. Don't worry, I thought I had snapped there for a moment- but I'm fine. We're all fine. It's Friday. It's Friday so everyone gets to live now. I feel tired though, so I should probably nap and dream about how I would go about my week differently."

@ceral
Don't overthink it.

@yes
Good thing it's Friday...

@icedquinn @matrix
What happens when the right amount of money goes to the wrong people who try to do the same thing but end up not doing it at all.

@yogthos
@fluffy
This is why I collect banned books in real life....

Yes. They do exist. No, I'm not sharing mine with you physically. I'll gladly send you a digital copy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_censorship_in_the_United_States

@nebunez the first day is always rest. The second day is panic, followed by moderate rest and some panic.

@Stellar

"But why the rum?!" - some Pirate in a box office family movie

@yes
So do you moonlight as a night prowler?

@tavoglc
No. It isn't.

@marathon0
It'd be fine if they hadn't already rejected my application for employment.

Uhhh..... Wut?

@johnabs @trinsec
Does the Super computer have Super Powers?

@johnabs @trinsec
At least I'm not having an existential crisis ;)