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Just gonna leave this here for anyone who may need a copy. Please use wisely.

engineers will write 200 lines of code to avoid writing a single line of code twice

People who mix up 'burro' and 'burrow' don't know their ass from a hole in the ground

Captain: Hey, girl, are you the Royal Navy, because you're impressing my sailors.

Girl: *shrugs* It's just basic ropework. *pulls one line to deploy full spread of sails*

Does anyone have information on the gender distribution of (a) mascot characters and (b) the performers in the fursuits?

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@RickiTarr So when I joke that my body is optimized to run on high fructose corn syrup and partially hydrogenated soybean oil, it's actually true?

We've all done it, we told ourselves we are going to get into shape, eat better, exercise more, and then a week later, we're gassy, bloated, have diarrhea, pulled a muscle, and are just generally sore. We end up concluding that this just isn't for us, and there is something wrong with us.

Humans are often terrible at balance. We go from being couch potatoes eating processed food, to eating loads of fruits, vegetables, nuts, and whole grains, and then we're surprised when we feel awful, instead of great. Our bodies try to be efficient, and if you aren't using something, our bodies slow down production. We produce a bacteria that helps breakdown fiber, but if you aren't getting much fiber, your body isn't going to make much. It can take 2-4 weeks for your body to realize what your doing, and start producing enough bacteria. This is why many doctors and dieticians recommend getting more fiber in increments, increasing by 5 grams a week until you reach your goal. Also keep in mind that some people have conditions like gastroparesis, diabetes, and IBS, and it's very important to talk to a doctor before making major changes to your diet.

We do the same with exercise, going from very little to suddenly telling ourselves we are going to spend an hour in the gym every single day. Something people often overlook, is flexibility, and it's foundational. Instead of doing extreme workouts you aren't used to doing, start with a beginner's yoga routine first, and then just walk. Your body needs conditioning, and if you go straight into running, and an extensive weight lifting routine, you will hurt yourself. And as with changing your diet, a talk with your doctor about increasing your activity is a great idea too.

Honestly, I'm preaching to myself here, I'm not always good with balance. Humans can change their habits, but it is slow and incremental, and that's okay. We should be kind to ourselves, we don't need to be punished for not reaching some airbrushed goal. It's okay to have setbacks, you're still good enough, and worthy.

See look, if everyday citizens can return priceless works of art to their rightful owners, museums can too!

She thrifted this vase for $4. It turned out to be an ancient Mayan artifact. npr.org/2024/06/21/nx-s1-50136

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: "... use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life."

Shmi Skywalker: "There was no father. ... I can't explain what happened."

UH-HUH. SURE.

Oh, it's even more fun than that: the mapping is different within Unity vs on itch + WebGL *on the same machine*.

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GYAH! Which Xbox controller is mapped to which button number by Unity is different from one Mac to another! How am I supposed to provide consistent controls?

Backing that thing up, for posteriority

The Lewis & Clark College Environment Across Boundaries Symposium, September 30 - October 4, 2024, will feature a screening of Deep Green, a panel discussion on electric vehicles, and other events.

college.lclark.edu/programs/en

Wait, Donald Sutherland died YESTERDAY? Impossible! I just talked to him this morning. But that can only mean...

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