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And yes, this is genuinely the first time a girl asks me if I'm married...

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Ok, this takes a lot of time and I have to do other things, I have to prepare since I have an actual date soon... She'll have to wait tomorrow for her turn...

Anyways, she's going at it pretty quickly!

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@elakdawalla I like combinations of words, such as "Pluto is a planet"

@smellsofbikes If it's real girls I'll put an additional objective then
If I can make them send a nude I will consider myself fully satisfied

@smellsofbikes Wow, now I really want to become their friend and have them explain me the business model!

@smellsofbikes Oh, so they don't really genuinely want to be friends with this handsome Chilean man?
Maybe I could have a friend which is famous on onlyfans.
Regarding money, good luck with that: I clearly do not have a legal job and thus no bank account; but I'd be very glad if they were to come visit me at which point I could effectively provide them all with a living; what wouldn't I do for a beautiful friend!

Anyways, I was just turning down before but now I got curious and I want to know how they're going to ask me the money.

Does this stuff actually work? Do they earn a living from this?

@ciffatoot Devo ricordarmi di avere sempre una banconota da 50 in tasca, questo sarebbe molto piacevole.

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Italia, in un bar qualunque, dopo aver bevuto un caffè.
«Quanto le devo?»
«Sono 1,30 euro, grazie»
«La pago con il banc...»
«Ahhh no! Scusi ma oggi non so come mai ma non và, ho già chiamato il tecnico ma sa com'è... Non ha mica contanti?»
«Eh sì, questi pos che non vogliono saperne di funzionare... Mi faccia guardare... Sì ecco qua... Ah, se vuole ho i 30 centesimi... Ah e lo scontrino per favore, grazie»
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@zeppe Atac a due euro... Ma l'assicurazione sugli incendi è inclusa nel biglietto o devi fartela a parte?

It's some time that beautiful girls keep accidentally writing to me on WhatsApp because someone gave them the wrong number.
I didn't really understand where's the scam, but at least I have a lot of beautiful girls that want to be friends with me.

Anyways, right now I'm a Chilean man, the name is written in my profile so I can not change that, but on the surname we're free.
If you want to take part in me trying to have some fun dicking out with these error prone beautiful girls I'll let you comment here details about my life that I'll give them during the conversation.
I can admit crimes and whatever.

Hermanos Españoles, si de verdad piensas estás cosas vos no tienes ni idea de los otros gobiernos del mundo.
En mi país, Italia, el primero ministro fue acusado por varias conductas criminales y el acusó los jueces de parcialidad, no se presentó a los procesos y hice leyes ad persona para no ir a juicio.

There's one company who claims to produce fuel from waste, looks quite cool and it appears they're actually producing small hydrocarbons rather than stuff such as methanol.
But how does it work? I cannot find information about this process easily.
Do you know what they could be doing, at what scale it can be applied and if it could actually be profitable?

wastefuel.com/

@silentjuno@nobigtech.es Es el primero día de diciembre, no somos en el pleno del mes.
Pero si, un poco raro.
A mi gusta un poco de sol de vez en cuando.

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Una volta un tipo che conoscevo rilevò l'agenzia immobiliare di una sua amica.

15 giorni dopo vendette una villa, intascò una ventina di milioni di commissione… e si affrettò a cedere l'agenzia 😄

@GustavinoBevilacqua Che poi è l'idea su cui si basa l'investimento in indici di mercato.

Non so se ne ho già scritto a riguardo, però il gruppo di Andrea Rapisarda di Catania ha vinto per la seconda volta il premio igNobel con una dimostrazione matematica che le persone di successo non sono le più capaci ma le più fortunate.
Il primo premio invece lo vinsero dimostrando che le aziende sarebbero più efficienti promuovendo persone a caso.

arxiv.org/abs/1802.07068

@xtaldave Poor guy, he just did the worse thing a man in his position could do, we should be kind to him.
Really, how is this guy out of prison already? I mean, surely prison should make people understand their mistakes, but there are certain mistakes you just shouldn't do.
Frankly, we're not talking about something innocent such as raping and killing a child...

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