Jose Santiago @slider7420@qoto.org

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I asked ChapGPT to write a tragic story about a retired #DarthVader. I was not disappointed. 😂

#StarWars
#ChatGPT

Once a powerful Sith Lord, Darth Vader had retired from his life of violence and oppression. However, years of indulgence and a lack of physical activity had taken their toll on his once-imposing form. Vader had grown overweight and out of shape, and he could no longer fit into his iconic suit.

To cope with his regrets and loneliness, Vader had turned to alcohol, becoming a heavy drinker. His once-fearsome presence was now that of a slovenly, bloated figure. He spent his days lounging in his palace on Mustafar, surrounded by empty bottles and takeout containers.

Vader's descent into drunkenness had also made him a terrible person. He was prone to outbursts of anger and had little regard for the feelings of those around him. He would often belittle and berate his loyal stormtroopers, and he had long since lost any shred of the compassion and morality he had once possessed.

To make matters worse, Vader had developed a troubling flatulence problem. He would often release noxious gas at inappropriate times, leaving those around him gagging and trying to flee the stench.

Despite his fall from grace, Vader could not bring himself to care about his deteriorating health and relationships. He was consumed by self-pity and a longing for the power and respect he had once commanded.

As he lay dying alone in his palace, his only companions being his bottle and his flatulence, Vader realized too late the true cost of his actions and choices. His legacy was one of destruction and misery, and he was remembered as a monster rather than a hero.

Big winners at the #Oscar Nomination announcements:

Top Gun: Maverick - 6 nominations
The Fabelmans - 7 nominations
Elvis - 8 nominations
The Banshees of Inisherin - 9 nominations
Everything Everywhere - 11 nominations

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#Film
#Awards

I miss this little guy so much. This was taken on 4/31/21. #Buster

#Dogs
#DogsOfMastodon
#BostonTerrier

#Cowboys vs #49ers
#NFL
#Football

#Tattoo
#Ink

#Humor
#Funny

James Cameron has expressed interest in making an #AlitaBattleAngle sequel. I loved the first one. Are you interested in a sequel? (Please boost for better sample size)

#Movies #Film #Cinema

Words matter...

#Science
#Meme
#Humor
#Funny

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#Excel
#GoT

Just had something cool happen... #Rufus was barking at the window (nothing new), and I did not give it any thought. A few moments later someone rings the doorbell. I check the camera and it is the mail man. So I open the door and he says "I don't have a package for you or anything, but I saw your #Dog at the window - can I give him a treat?" Of course I said yes and he give Rufus the treat and some scratches and off he went! I should have taken a picture but I was too caught off guard to think about it in the moment.

This is not my regular mail man, but I hope he keeps the route!

#Dogs
#MailMan
#DogsOfMastodon

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#Funny
#TheHighGround

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cm1tTyID67-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

This is the main thing I took away from this #movie.

Framed #315
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https://framed.wtf

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#TheLegendOfVoxMachina season two dropped today and right out of the gate - they are not fucking around.

#AmazonPrime
#Animation
#Streaming
#DungeonsDragons
#DandD

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